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On a footy forum, me and some other people were discussing why Brazilian players are opting to return home and play in the Brazilian leagues instead of going for the greater glory in Europe. Many ideas were discussed including weather conditions,culture shock, strict European regimentation and Brazil's new-found wealth.
And then one guy comes and knocks it out of the park:
They run back to Brazil because they can't hack it in Europe any more. Robinho was shit, Ronaldo fucks ugly trannys and has legs made of biscuits, Cicinho is Cafu without the pace, skill or defending ability and Fred was being kept out the team by that silly skillless wanker Baros.
They go home because it's easy as fuck playing in Brazil against teams that couldn't defend the goal even if you gave the centre halfs machine guns and they can piss about at training and on the beach safe in the knowledge they are paid by some company as a clothes horse marketing whore.
Even with the swearing, not a single word in that statement was untrue.
And then one guy comes and knocks it out of the park:
They run back to Brazil because they can't hack it in Europe any more. Robinho was shit, Ronaldo fucks ugly trannys and has legs made of biscuits, Cicinho is Cafu without the pace, skill or defending ability and Fred was being kept out the team by that silly skillless wanker Baros.
They go home because it's easy as fuck playing in Brazil against teams that couldn't defend the goal even if you gave the centre halfs machine guns and they can piss about at training and on the beach safe in the knowledge they are paid by some company as a clothes horse marketing whore.
Even with the swearing, not a single word in that statement was untrue.