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ok so you know that dane cook routine where he's like "more than sex, dudes would want to be in a heist/have a monkey..."
well for me. more than sex, more than money, more than everything else, here is what i like doing.
waking up when my parents aren't home, listening to music really fuckin loud, singing along, not wearing pants, dancing around, not talking to anyone online, pretending my phone doesn't exist, and when my parents get home, scrambling back into bed and pretending i was asleep the whole time.
it just so happens that today i am listening to seal and reading
shwatta: never drinking again
shwatta: went out yesterday for a few lunch time beers in the city right
shwatta: those 'few' turned into lots
shwatta: woke up at 9am the next day in a park down by the beach which is 30 kilometres away from the city... no phone, no wallet, no memory, blood all over myself with no obvious wounds
shwatta: the weirdest thing was that in my hands there was this little statue of a hindu god with a massive grin on its face
WorldEdit: do you think the word emo would be accepted in scrabble
Sevivrus: Of course not. Emos are never accepted anywhere.
dez: I had to write an essay about handicapped parking spots
dez: I chose to write about how fat people are not handicapped
dez: And how they should get special parking spots at the end of the lot
Whooey: females jeans pockets are TINY
Whooey: TTIIIIIIIIIINY
Natasha: yes, they are
amit: Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate
DannyCat: The Fonz playing DDR would be like, him standing there looking cool throughout the song, but not stepping on anything. Then, right as the results screen came up, he'd whack the side of the monitor and it would give him an AAA. thanks scott!
well for me. more than sex, more than money, more than everything else, here is what i like doing.
waking up when my parents aren't home, listening to music really fuckin loud, singing along, not wearing pants, dancing around, not talking to anyone online, pretending my phone doesn't exist, and when my parents get home, scrambling back into bed and pretending i was asleep the whole time.
it just so happens that today i am listening to seal and reading
shwatta: never drinking again
shwatta: went out yesterday for a few lunch time beers in the city right
shwatta: those 'few' turned into lots
shwatta: woke up at 9am the next day in a park down by the beach which is 30 kilometres away from the city... no phone, no wallet, no memory, blood all over myself with no obvious wounds
shwatta: the weirdest thing was that in my hands there was this little statue of a hindu god with a massive grin on its face
WorldEdit: do you think the word emo would be accepted in scrabble
Sevivrus: Of course not. Emos are never accepted anywhere.
dez: I had to write an essay about handicapped parking spots
dez: I chose to write about how fat people are not handicapped
dez: And how they should get special parking spots at the end of the lot
Whooey: females jeans pockets are TINY
Whooey: TTIIIIIIIIIINY
Natasha: yes, they are
amit: Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate
DannyCat: The Fonz playing DDR would be like, him standing there looking cool throughout the song, but not stepping on anything. Then, right as the results screen came up, he'd whack the side of the monitor and it would give him an AAA. thanks scott!