Assassin's Creed (AU) - Shaun/Desmond - PG - What Happens in Email...
Title: What Happens in Email...
Author: Ema (lightningrapier)
Fandom: Assassin's Creed (AU)
Pairing: Shaun/Desmond
Rating: PG
Warnings: None!
Word Count: 1,269.
Notes: I've never done a fic like this before. I really hope it all makes sense. @_@
Disclaimer: UBISOFFFFFTTTTT
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:36 AM
subject: okay so don't laugh but
Desmond is about to come in and if I were you I would probably not mention his eyes
Just a heads up! <3
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:37 AM
subject: RE: okay so don't laugh but
1. Why are you not using official email to send these? You of all people should know that Gmail is not the most secure server.
2. Why on earth would I feel the need to make commentary on Desmond's eyes? They're dull and boring, much like the rest of him, thank you.
S. Hastings
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:38 AM
subject: RE: RE: okay so don't laugh but
1. because I'm not talking about anything confidential, silly :P
2. you'll see~
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:45 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: okay so don't laugh but
…He got into a fight. I fail to see how that's shocking in any way, considering how aggravating he is. Get back to work.
S. Hastings
Chat with Desmond Miles
Desmond Miles to me
8:45 AM
me: What happened to you?
Desmond: what do u care??
8:46 AM
me: The word is "you". "U" is a letter.
Desmond: whatever is there something you want?
me: I believe I asked you a question.
8:48 AM
me: ?
8:52 AM
me: Desmond?
Desmond is typing…
8:53 AM
Desmond has entered text
me: Yes?
You've entered text.
Desmond: Sorry
me: So? What was it?
Desmond: seriously what do you care anyway? don't u have stuff to do?
sorry you*
anyway can't spend all day on computer gotta go
8:54 AM
Desmond is offline.
me: Because I actually care about you, contrary to popular belief.
Messages you send will be delivered when Desmond comes online.
me: …Fuck.
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:56 AM
subject: (no subject)
How do you hack a Gmail account?
S. Hastings
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:58 AM
subject: RE: (no subject)
Seriously?? Why??
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:59 AM
subject: RE: RE: (no subject)
Just tell me what to do, I may have inadvertently sent something I was not intending on sending and I need to make sure it is deleted.
S. Hastings
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:02 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: (no subject)
So you're going to hack Gmail for that?? Just give me the person's username and I'll do it myself, i have some free time.
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:03 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: (no subject)
No, thank you. Just tell me how to do it and you can go on with your day.
S. Hastings
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:03 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: (no subject)
It's going to take longer to explain it so stop being a baby and just tell me what you need done. >> if you really need something deleted we don't exactly have time to waste arguing about it while they have more time to read it right??
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:04 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: (no subject)
Fine.
It should be the most recent message from me in Desmond's gmail. Please delete it without reading it.
S. Hastings
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:04 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: (no subject)
In Desmond's gmail??? seriously???
Chat with Desmond Miles
Desmond Miles to me
9:20 AM
Desmond: lol look I'm Desmond Miles
me: Rebecca?
Desmond: I wear the same hoodie to work every day
me: Will you just do what you're in there to do already and stop this?
9:21 AM
me: And delete this chat log too
Idiot
Desmond: Hang on a sec
I might as well see what else is in here after I went through all this trouble
me: It only took you fifteen minutes to hack.
Desmond: I know! \o/
New record
9:22 AM
me: Well hurry up.
9:26 AM
me: Rebecca? What are you up to over there?
Desmond: this is pretty interesting actually
I'm forwarding this stuff to you
from: Desmond Miles
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:26 AM
subject: Fwd: quick question…
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kadar Al-Sayf
Date: Thu, Jul 2, 2010 at 4:30 PM
Subject: quick question…
To: milesandmiles@gmail.com
Hey Desmond,
Sorry if this is a little weird but I don't exactly have anyone else to ask…
Anyway, just hypothetical (I need it for a paper I'm writing for school for behavioral psychology class actually), but say you have this crush on someone and you know there's no way in a million years that they'll like you because they have someone else or they are not always nice to you or something, what would you do?? Maybe to get their attention? Or would you forget about it?
Thanks for the advice
Kadar
P.S. good job in training today!! But if you keep it up I'm going to get left behind ;)
9:28 AM
me: Yes that was fascinating.
Desmond: Hang on I'm sending you Desmond's reply
me: Seriously, just delete the email and get out of there already.
Desmond: Calm down, Desmond's on the field until lunchtime
This is kind of like office gossip Christmas over here
Seriously
9:29 AM
Desmond: Shaun?
Do you want the reply or not
me: Yes fine Rebecca send it
from: Desmond Miles
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:29 AM
subject: Fwd: RE: quick question…
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Desmond Miles
Date: Fri, Jul 3, 2010 at 6:18 AM
Subject: RE: quick question…
To: Kadar Al-Sayf
hey kadar
sorry i didn't reply sooner i was trying to think of what to say……..
not sure how to react for a paper for your SCHOOL…… pressure!!!!
but i hope my quote or "advice" or w/e is good enough…
anyway
so don't tell anyone but i kind of have this crush @ work so… i know what u mean about crushes like that 1!! so i'm a good person to ask i guess
maybe first try to get her (or his?) attention by doing something unexpected… something that will start a conversation, then you can go from there. :)
let me know how it goes!
your paper i mean
Desmond
9:30 AM
Desmond: So what do you think?
me: My god, I can hardly decipher this.
Desmond: DUDE HE'S OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT YOU
9:31 AM
me: That's lovely have you deleted the email yet?
Desmond: what the one where you confess your love for him?
me: I'm going to assume that means "yes". Have a nice lunch, I'm cutting out early today.
Desmond: Seriously? It's 9:30
You have signed out of chat.
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Malik Al-Sayf
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:32 AM
subject: Personal Day
Hello,
I realise this is short notice but I am having something of a personal crisis and will be taking the rest of the day and tomorrow (barring emergency) for a personal day.
Thank you,
Shaun
from: Rebecca
to: Desmond Miles
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:45 AM
subject: Shaun
hey you ;)
You've probably already read the email from Shaun in your inbox… if not do that now!! He didn't mean to send it, but well, he did. ;)
Also, he's taking a "personal day" today, so I'm thinking you should probably head to his house and "check up on him".
Go get 'em, tiger!!
from: Desmond Miles
to: Malik Al-Sayf
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 1:15 PM
subject: (no subject)
Hi Malik
I'm not feeling well so i'm going to head home for the day… maybe tomorrow too
i'll have my phone on 4 calls
thx
Desmond
from: Malik Al-Sayf
to: All Creed Employees
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 1:30 PM
subject: Personal Days & HR
Everyone,
Two things today:
1. Personal days must be cleared twenty-four hours in advance in the future.
2. All romantic relationships between employees must be logged with form A2C6 with HR.
These items are non-negotiable.
Thank you,
Malik Al-Sayf
Author: Ema (lightningrapier)
Fandom: Assassin's Creed (AU)
Pairing: Shaun/Desmond
Rating: PG
Warnings: None!
Word Count: 1,269.
Notes: I've never done a fic like this before. I really hope it all makes sense. @_@
Disclaimer: UBISOFFFFFTTTTT
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:36 AM
subject: okay so don't laugh but
Desmond is about to come in and if I were you I would probably not mention his eyes
Just a heads up! <3
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:37 AM
subject: RE: okay so don't laugh but
1. Why are you not using official email to send these? You of all people should know that Gmail is not the most secure server.
2. Why on earth would I feel the need to make commentary on Desmond's eyes? They're dull and boring, much like the rest of him, thank you.
S. Hastings
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:38 AM
subject: RE: RE: okay so don't laugh but
1. because I'm not talking about anything confidential, silly :P
2. you'll see~
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:45 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: okay so don't laugh but
…He got into a fight. I fail to see how that's shocking in any way, considering how aggravating he is. Get back to work.
S. Hastings
Chat with Desmond Miles
Desmond Miles to me
8:45 AM
me: What happened to you?
Desmond: what do u care??
8:46 AM
me: The word is "you". "U" is a letter.
Desmond: whatever is there something you want?
me: I believe I asked you a question.
8:48 AM
me: ?
8:52 AM
me: Desmond?
Desmond is typing…
8:53 AM
Desmond has entered text
me: Yes?
You've entered text.
Desmond: Sorry
me: So? What was it?
Desmond: seriously what do you care anyway? don't u have stuff to do?
sorry you*
anyway can't spend all day on computer gotta go
8:54 AM
Desmond is offline.
me: Because I actually care about you, contrary to popular belief.
Messages you send will be delivered when Desmond comes online.
me: …Fuck.
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:56 AM
subject: (no subject)
How do you hack a Gmail account?
S. Hastings
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:58 AM
subject: RE: (no subject)
Seriously?? Why??
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 8:59 AM
subject: RE: RE: (no subject)
Just tell me what to do, I may have inadvertently sent something I was not intending on sending and I need to make sure it is deleted.
S. Hastings
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:02 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: (no subject)
So you're going to hack Gmail for that?? Just give me the person's username and I'll do it myself, i have some free time.
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:03 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: (no subject)
No, thank you. Just tell me how to do it and you can go on with your day.
S. Hastings
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:03 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: (no subject)
It's going to take longer to explain it so stop being a baby and just tell me what you need done. >> if you really need something deleted we don't exactly have time to waste arguing about it while they have more time to read it right??
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Rebecca
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:04 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: (no subject)
Fine.
It should be the most recent message from me in Desmond's gmail. Please delete it without reading it.
S. Hastings
from: Rebecca
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:04 AM
subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: (no subject)
In Desmond's gmail??? seriously???
Chat with Desmond Miles
Desmond Miles to me
9:20 AM
Desmond: lol look I'm Desmond Miles
me: Rebecca?
Desmond: I wear the same hoodie to work every day
me: Will you just do what you're in there to do already and stop this?
9:21 AM
me: And delete this chat log too
Idiot
Desmond: Hang on a sec
I might as well see what else is in here after I went through all this trouble
me: It only took you fifteen minutes to hack.
Desmond: I know! \o/
New record
9:22 AM
me: Well hurry up.
9:26 AM
me: Rebecca? What are you up to over there?
Desmond: this is pretty interesting actually
I'm forwarding this stuff to you
from: Desmond Miles
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:26 AM
subject: Fwd: quick question…
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Kadar Al-Sayf
Date: Thu, Jul 2, 2010 at 4:30 PM
Subject: quick question…
To: milesandmiles@gmail.com
Hey Desmond,
Sorry if this is a little weird but I don't exactly have anyone else to ask…
Anyway, just hypothetical (I need it for a paper I'm writing for school for behavioral psychology class actually), but say you have this crush on someone and you know there's no way in a million years that they'll like you because they have someone else or they are not always nice to you or something, what would you do?? Maybe to get their attention? Or would you forget about it?
Thanks for the advice
Kadar
P.S. good job in training today!! But if you keep it up I'm going to get left behind ;)
9:28 AM
me: Yes that was fascinating.
Desmond: Hang on I'm sending you Desmond's reply
me: Seriously, just delete the email and get out of there already.
Desmond: Calm down, Desmond's on the field until lunchtime
This is kind of like office gossip Christmas over here
Seriously
9:29 AM
Desmond: Shaun?
Do you want the reply or not
me: Yes fine Rebecca send it
from: Desmond Miles
to: Shaun Hastings
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:29 AM
subject: Fwd: RE: quick question…
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Desmond Miles
Date: Fri, Jul 3, 2010 at 6:18 AM
Subject: RE: quick question…
To: Kadar Al-Sayf
hey kadar
sorry i didn't reply sooner i was trying to think of what to say……..
not sure how to react for a paper for your SCHOOL…… pressure!!!!
but i hope my quote or "advice" or w/e is good enough…
anyway
so don't tell anyone but i kind of have this crush @ work so… i know what u mean about crushes like that 1!! so i'm a good person to ask i guess
maybe first try to get her (or his?) attention by doing something unexpected… something that will start a conversation, then you can go from there. :)
let me know how it goes!
your paper i mean
Desmond
9:30 AM
Desmond: So what do you think?
me: My god, I can hardly decipher this.
Desmond: DUDE HE'S OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT YOU
9:31 AM
me: That's lovely have you deleted the email yet?
Desmond: what the one where you confess your love for him?
me: I'm going to assume that means "yes". Have a nice lunch, I'm cutting out early today.
Desmond: Seriously? It's 9:30
You have signed out of chat.
from: Shaun Hastings
to: Malik Al-Sayf
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:32 AM
subject: Personal Day
Hello,
I realise this is short notice but I am having something of a personal crisis and will be taking the rest of the day and tomorrow (barring emergency) for a personal day.
Thank you,
Shaun
from: Rebecca
to: Desmond Miles
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 9:45 AM
subject: Shaun
hey you ;)
You've probably already read the email from Shaun in your inbox… if not do that now!! He didn't mean to send it, but well, he did. ;)
Also, he's taking a "personal day" today, so I'm thinking you should probably head to his house and "check up on him".
Go get 'em, tiger!!
from: Desmond Miles
to: Malik Al-Sayf
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 1:15 PM
subject: (no subject)
Hi Malik
I'm not feeling well so i'm going to head home for the day… maybe tomorrow too
i'll have my phone on 4 calls
thx
Desmond
from: Malik Al-Sayf
to: All Creed Employees
date: Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 1:30 PM
subject: Personal Days & HR
Everyone,
Two things today:
1. Personal days must be cleared twenty-four hours in advance in the future.
2. All romantic relationships between employees must be logged with form A2C6 with HR.
These items are non-negotiable.
Thank you,
Malik Al-Sayf