I'M ON THE TEE-VEE

[burning_brain]

I just realized today is the day my edition of Merv Griffin's Crosswords airs. By a spectacular coincidence, this is the only day I'm not working at home, as I'll be in San Jose for a shoot. If anybody could fire up a TiVO or some such device to record the event, I'd surely appreciate it.

After today I can finally follow up with the inside story I'm sure everyone is DYING to know.
DYING.
Just remember: the tie was not my idea.