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Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
Nicole - awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.
Nicole is so godly that I adore her.
i mean, basically.
2) Your age?
25 - The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.
"How was your trip to New York?"
"Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"
3) One of your friends?
Kat - Term refering to the hottest woman in the room.
A: Dude, that chick is such a Kat!
B: Yeah, she's even got a Kat's ass!
4) What should you be doing?
Resting - To slack off from any responsibility and veg for an undetermined amount of time.
I decided resting was the only way for me to maintain my sanity.
5) Favorite color?
Purple - Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6) Hometown?
Sunrise - When you're laying in bed first thing in the morning and you get a boner for no apparent reason; the name is derived from the time of day at which it occurs
I woke up early this morning when I rolled over on my sunrise.
ha.
7) Month of your birthday?
December - The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
true story.
8) Last person you talked to?
Mom - The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?
9) What did you last eat?
pancakes - Female breasts pressed against glass.
Eager to show the neighbor's her kink, Linda heaved herself against the living room window, inviting local man-syrup to be poured on her pancakes.
i will NOT let urban dictionary ruin pancakes for me.
10) Your nickname?
Nikki - Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee.
Nikki needs no example, she is the example.
Nic - Nigga in Charge. The person who gets the things done. The boss.
To get some shit done go talk to the NIC
1) Your name?
Nicole - awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.
Nicole is so godly that I adore her.
i mean, basically.
2) Your age?
25 - The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.
"How was your trip to New York?"
"Fuck that! I got stabbed and mugged in the subway because I woulda had to pay $100 more per day for renting a car cuz im not 25 yet!"
3) One of your friends?
Kat - Term refering to the hottest woman in the room.
A: Dude, that chick is such a Kat!
B: Yeah, she's even got a Kat's ass!
4) What should you be doing?
Resting - To slack off from any responsibility and veg for an undetermined amount of time.
I decided resting was the only way for me to maintain my sanity.
5) Favorite color?
Purple - Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6) Hometown?
Sunrise - When you're laying in bed first thing in the morning and you get a boner for no apparent reason; the name is derived from the time of day at which it occurs
I woke up early this morning when I rolled over on my sunrise.
ha.
7) Month of your birthday?
December - The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.
true story.
8) Last person you talked to?
Mom - The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?
9) What did you last eat?
pancakes - Female breasts pressed against glass.
Eager to show the neighbor's her kink, Linda heaved herself against the living room window, inviting local man-syrup to be poured on her pancakes.
i will NOT let urban dictionary ruin pancakes for me.
10) Your nickname?
Nikki - Probably, and by probably I mean it's highly likely that Nikki is the most badass supah fly baller you'll ever meet. She's also a sex fiend who loves Newports and coffee.
Nikki needs no example, she is the example.
Nic - Nigga in Charge. The person who gets the things done. The boss.
To get some shit done go talk to the NIC