a letter to the LAW
Dear Pigs (ummm... i mean police ossifers),
Please stop pulling me over and giving me stupid ass tickets. If you do not I will be forced to kick you squar in the nuts! At 4 in the morning it is not necessary to stop at a stop sign for a whole minute before moving thru it. And don't be an ass and give me 2 tickets b/c there was another stop sign 5 feet ahead that i also do not feel the need to stay at for a minute. Please pull your greedy ass hands out of my bank account and find some other source of revenue... like umm catching bad guys? I know you are trying to build some new building but umm... why don't you go bust all the crack heads and dealers and take all their money instead of wasting your time with me. I mostly follow the laws and I contribute money to all your stupid charity people that call me even though it is not tax deductible. So....Kiss my ass...Fuck off and quit writing me tickets.
Love,
Liz
Please stop pulling me over and giving me stupid ass tickets. If you do not I will be forced to kick you squar in the nuts! At 4 in the morning it is not necessary to stop at a stop sign for a whole minute before moving thru it. And don't be an ass and give me 2 tickets b/c there was another stop sign 5 feet ahead that i also do not feel the need to stay at for a minute. Please pull your greedy ass hands out of my bank account and find some other source of revenue... like umm catching bad guys? I know you are trying to build some new building but umm... why don't you go bust all the crack heads and dealers and take all their money instead of wasting your time with me. I mostly follow the laws and I contribute money to all your stupid charity people that call me even though it is not tax deductible. So....Kiss my ass...Fuck off and quit writing me tickets.
Love,
Liz