'I beg you to pause' Jason Anderson
Aaron's family has this disgusting habit of closing the bathroom door when they are done using it. And sure that sounds fine and dandy, and I'm sure your thinking 'why is she complaining?' But they do it after they shit too, which just means they are locking their special little (or large) shit smell in the room for the next unsuspecting bladder filled victum. You open the door and BAM your hit with the smell of someone else's already digested foods stuffs. Little particals of shit covering your face your hands your whole body. It's like when you're walking through the make-up/jelwery/accessory section of the mall and someone spurts you with awful smelling perfume that causes you to stop dead in your tracks, your eyes water up, your stomach churns, and you think you are going to puke. but instead of some awful-old-lady-overwhelming-floral smell it's a cloud of shit. Part of me wants to scream, but another part is afraid of all the shit particals that will fill my mouth if I open it to scream.