I really think you oughta answer this question, guys.

[burnbox]

MarkieV101: The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
ProZD Kp: NO
MarkieV101: Uh.
MarkieV101: Really, you are.
ProZD Kp: Oh.
ProZD Kp: I wasn't aware.
MarkieV101: Will you do it?
ProZD Kp: Nah
MarkieV101: Why not?
ProZD Kp: Because I kidnapped the president
ProZD Kp: And I don't really wanna rescue him, cause that'd be confusing
MarkieV101: What if it was to save the world?
MarkieV101: You know, you kidnapped the president.
MarkieV101: So that he won't get kidnapped.
ProZD Kp: No, I kidnapped him because I want to take OVER the world.
MarkieV101: You can't do that.
MarkieV101: I'm here to stop you!
MarkieV101: And save the president, too
MarkieV101: Because I'm a bad enough dude
ProZD Kp: No, you're not.
ProZD Kp: You are totally not.
MarkieV101: Sorry, I wasn't listening
MarkieV101: *frees the president*
ProZD Kp: DAMN

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