Top Ten Reasons I Might Hate You.
1) Ashton Kutcher is your fashon idol, or alternately
2) Everything you own came from Hot Topic
3) You like Linkin Park
4) You buy designer jeans that are pre-worn out at the knees
5) Your hair is bleached in an unnatural pattern
6) You type in AOL acronyms or speak them aloud in a non-sarcastic manner
7) You watch MTV.
8) You drive a Ford Mustang and think you're the coolest thing to ever grace the planet, and show it to the world by reving your engine at stop lights. Kids: your precious 'sports car' has the same 6-cylendar engine as my mom's minivan. Unless daddy paid extra for the better engine, in which case, you still suck.
9) Your name starts with a G and ends with a eorge W. Bush
10) You're a moron.
xxx i love you.
2) Everything you own came from Hot Topic
3) You like Linkin Park
4) You buy designer jeans that are pre-worn out at the knees
5) Your hair is bleached in an unnatural pattern
6) You type in AOL acronyms or speak them aloud in a non-sarcastic manner
7) You watch MTV.
8) You drive a Ford Mustang and think you're the coolest thing to ever grace the planet, and show it to the world by reving your engine at stop lights. Kids: your precious 'sports car' has the same 6-cylendar engine as my mom's minivan. Unless daddy paid extra for the better engine, in which case, you still suck.
9) Your name starts with a G and ends with a eorge W. Bush
10) You're a moron.
xxx i love you.