It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
The day is young, the cubicle seems smaller than ever, and the bitch across the row is listening to her britney spears collection with little regard for the rest of humanity. I woke up late, skipped a shower and cut myself shaving. Had to drive the civic again 'cause my procrastinating ways once again prevented me from taking my baby to the bike shop. Goodnews is the weather is overcast and gloomy, and Diane still wont call me after that party last weekend. Neither will Karen.
I think I'll take Ashley to the club tonight, she's doesn't give a damn about my life away from her, and as long as the drinks are strong and the Dj's good, she'll never disapoint. Ahh, good ol' Ashley. It's a shame you live so far away, little girl, I'd love to take you dancin sometime. When's what's-her-face comin back to our side of the world? The three of us could hook-up for some old fashioned PG-13 fun. Hell, I might even be nice enough to let your "puppy" tag along.
God love a duck!! If britney spears wasn't bad enough, now it's boybands! The 90's ended a decade ago you useless whore!! Listen to some real music, before I beat you so bad you'll look like Kevin Spacey!!! And the day has only begun. Kiya, if you really love me, you'll send me some Baileys and a loaded shotgun by 3 p.m.
I think I'll take Ashley to the club tonight, she's doesn't give a damn about my life away from her, and as long as the drinks are strong and the Dj's good, she'll never disapoint. Ahh, good ol' Ashley. It's a shame you live so far away, little girl, I'd love to take you dancin sometime. When's what's-her-face comin back to our side of the world? The three of us could hook-up for some old fashioned PG-13 fun. Hell, I might even be nice enough to let your "puppy" tag along.
God love a duck!! If britney spears wasn't bad enough, now it's boybands! The 90's ended a decade ago you useless whore!! Listen to some real music, before I beat you so bad you'll look like Kevin Spacey!!! And the day has only begun. Kiya, if you really love me, you'll send me some Baileys and a loaded shotgun by 3 p.m.