brain stems, mud-sicles, and dead embryos
So i have come to the conclusion (since i am overqualified to make self-diagnoses) that I'm going to have a miscarriage. I looked a bunch of shit up and I'm pretty convinced that its going to die and rush out of my cunt in crimson waves. ha. no, really tho. you guys can all calm down because i'm pretty sure its not gonna survive my rigorous lifestyle of sleeping and watching tv. so once again my problems could be solved without me having to make decisions.
today lisa's car got stuck in the midst of our paper route. she backed up trying to get next to the mailbox and the car slipped into this little ditch(actually it was more like an indentation in the ground that was invisible due to the snow), which wouldn't have been a problem except for the huge rock that was behind her front tire. this asshole of a rock prevented us from successfully rocking the car. when we tried to rock it around this boulder from hell, the car somehow ended up on top of it which totally just made us unable to move. (and made me a mud-sicle) 45 minutes later in rolls the tow truck, lifts the car up, moves the rock, and sets us back on the road. the only cool part about the whole thing was that he let us stay in the car while he lifted and towed us. it was totally rad. i promise.
one of the demons from charmed that sucked out information through brain stems is on some goofy commercial with some little girl. i can tell he wants to suck her brain. she must not have seen the episode either, because she doesn't seem the least bit concerned. i fear for her life. in fact, im so scared i have no idea what the commercial is even for. i would never hire a demon to promote my product, duh. dumb idea, assholes.
today lisa's car got stuck in the midst of our paper route. she backed up trying to get next to the mailbox and the car slipped into this little ditch(actually it was more like an indentation in the ground that was invisible due to the snow), which wouldn't have been a problem except for the huge rock that was behind her front tire. this asshole of a rock prevented us from successfully rocking the car. when we tried to rock it around this boulder from hell, the car somehow ended up on top of it which totally just made us unable to move. (and made me a mud-sicle) 45 minutes later in rolls the tow truck, lifts the car up, moves the rock, and sets us back on the road. the only cool part about the whole thing was that he let us stay in the car while he lifted and towed us. it was totally rad. i promise.
one of the demons from charmed that sucked out information through brain stems is on some goofy commercial with some little girl. i can tell he wants to suck her brain. she must not have seen the episode either, because she doesn't seem the least bit concerned. i fear for her life. in fact, im so scared i have no idea what the commercial is even for. i would never hire a demon to promote my product, duh. dumb idea, assholes.