dear santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I gave jlowery12 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In June I bought porn for nvr_na_mlln_yrs (-10 points). Last Tuesday I set hinokitsune's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I turned rolligirl06 in for spitting (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-29 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
burn_and_dodge
...my farts aren't all that bad... and i was in the elevator alone!...YAY! I SAVED JESSICA!, of course i would buy my big sis porn! it's the cool thing to do! sorry for setting your puppy on fire stacy... you're not allowed to have them in the dorms anyway! oh, and sorority girls shouldn't spit meghan! so you had to be turned in! you must pay! muahahahahahaha!
overall it ain't too bad, who gets to spank me? i've been naughty...