Yikes
Ok, I had another bad dream yesterday afternoon, but I'm not that distraught about it.
for one thing, it's the first I've had since last week, the bad dreams had petered off before yesterday.
and two, the subject of the dream is so ridiculous.
I'm in downtown Denton, and I'm wandering around near this old spooky looking house. I have a friend with me, but I don't really know who it is, she's just a generic friend type person. So , I see this shadowy figure down the street, and we take refuge in the old house.
Turns out that shadowy figure was none other than Freddy Krueger, who quickly kills the friend-type person. well, I spend the rest of the dream fleeing from Freddy, and he finally confronts me in this room where I can't get to an exit.
So I pick up household items and proceed to battle with Freddy. First off, I grab this broken hockey stick (an actual item in my apartment for self-defense. :P) I whack him with it several times, with satisfying impacts, but being the creature he is, it unfazes him and he cuts it in half with his hand. The next thing I do is throw some machetes and hatches at him, but they bounce off as well.
The next thing, and this is actually pretty cool to me, I grab two ball-peen hammers and go into one-on-one combat with Freddy Krueger. There's blocks and parries and hammer smacks, and it's all quite action-packed. Well, in a move John Barrymore would envy, Freddy blocks a double-hammer blow and disarms me of my weopons.
OK, and this is the REALLY WEIRD PART.
Right before he kills me, his face morphs to become KID ROCK. (he's actually much uglier as Kid Rock than Freddy Krueger:P) Kid Rock/Freddy then freaks out with strange seizure-like fervor and starts shaking uncontrollably. Then, he rips my head off.
and I wake up.
WHAT THE CRAP DOES THAT MEAN?
I've never even seen a Nightmare on Elm Street movie. Not one.
for one thing, it's the first I've had since last week, the bad dreams had petered off before yesterday.
and two, the subject of the dream is so ridiculous.
I'm in downtown Denton, and I'm wandering around near this old spooky looking house. I have a friend with me, but I don't really know who it is, she's just a generic friend type person. So , I see this shadowy figure down the street, and we take refuge in the old house.
Turns out that shadowy figure was none other than Freddy Krueger, who quickly kills the friend-type person. well, I spend the rest of the dream fleeing from Freddy, and he finally confronts me in this room where I can't get to an exit.
So I pick up household items and proceed to battle with Freddy. First off, I grab this broken hockey stick (an actual item in my apartment for self-defense. :P) I whack him with it several times, with satisfying impacts, but being the creature he is, it unfazes him and he cuts it in half with his hand. The next thing I do is throw some machetes and hatches at him, but they bounce off as well.
The next thing, and this is actually pretty cool to me, I grab two ball-peen hammers and go into one-on-one combat with Freddy Krueger. There's blocks and parries and hammer smacks, and it's all quite action-packed. Well, in a move John Barrymore would envy, Freddy blocks a double-hammer blow and disarms me of my weopons.
OK, and this is the REALLY WEIRD PART.
Right before he kills me, his face morphs to become KID ROCK. (he's actually much uglier as Kid Rock than Freddy Krueger:P) Kid Rock/Freddy then freaks out with strange seizure-like fervor and starts shaking uncontrollably. Then, he rips my head off.
and I wake up.
WHAT THE CRAP DOES THAT MEAN?
I've never even seen a Nightmare on Elm Street movie. Not one.