i've become attracted to michael showalter. weird?

[burkett]

friday was my birthday and it was quite possibly the worst one i've had so far. i think the older you get, the less you care... your friends seem to care less as well. which is okay.. it's just another day

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[brentsweet]

who rents gay porn when you can download it off kazaa for free!!
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

[halfpaststill]

ha.. thats what your mom said.. remember.. funny shit

[burkett]

my mom said "who rents gay porn when you can download it off kazaa for free!!" ??? i don't remember her saying that.

i do remember her calling you a HAM!

[ilovefishhair]

Is that pink thing on that person's head a vagina or just some strange new meat? It sorta looks like an oyster.

[burkett]

it's a ...ham. because my mom called her a ham.. she turned into a ham. you can call it a vagina though.

[ilovefishhair]

Oh, now I see the ham. I thought that the crisp, brown sugar coating was her hair.

[burkett]

she wishes.