i've become attracted to michael showalter. weird?

[burkett]

friday was my birthday and it was quite possibly the worst one i've had so far. i think the older you get, the less you care... your friends seem to care less as well. which is okay.. it's just another day

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[gryn]

YEs.. that's why a lot of people call sex "Bumping uglies."

[burkett]

oh... i thought that meant 'two ugly people having sex'. i know nothing about intercourse!

[gryn]

oh... i thought that meant 'two ugly people having sex'.

HAhaha

[burkett]

YOU ARE MEAN!

so.... it doesn't mean two ugly people?

[gryn]

Wait.. let me check and see that you are old enough to even be having this conversation with me.. ... ..

Ok whew.

No, silly, it means "bumping genitals".. though, I really don't think vaginas are particularly ugly, myself.

[burkett]

haha.. the sad thing is that i'm 22 and i should've known what that meant. but now i do. thank you, kind sir.

but yah.. vaginas are meaty. they're gross too.

[gryn]

No, not gross.. but nice and warm, comforting and enviting. They do all tend to smell the same though. But it's a good smell! At least.. the one's i've known.

[gryn]

inviting, too. Crap I left my spellcheck at home.

[burkett]

i guess you'd have to be a guy or a lesbian to appreciate that, huh?

[gryn]

Yeah, I find that most lesbians appreciate my distress at leaving my spell-check at home.

[burkett]

>:(

you know what i meant...

[gryn]

I sure did.. I just like to make myself laugh now and then.

=P

[ilovefishhair]

Vaginas are meaty?? I wonder if people serve filet of vagina anywhere.

Happy late birthday. Buy me beer!

[burkett]

only in korea.

thank you for birthday wishes....

[burkett]

and NO beer for you! aren't you underage??