A kinda funny lil story someone told me
So this woman finally meets a man who has saved himself for marriage, just as she has. They get married.
So they are staying at her mothers house and are going to be leaving for Italy the next day, and her mother is making dinner for them, and says " Why dont you go up stairs and have fun with your husband"
So she goes upstairs and sits on the bed, and her husband takes his shirt off. And she sees all this hair on his chest. So she runs down to her mother.
" Mama mama, you should see all the hair on his chest!" her mother says " its alright dear thats normal, go upstairs and have some fun with your husband"
She goes back upstairs, sits on the bed, and her husband takes his pants off. In disgust she see all the hair on his legs and runs down to her mother.
" Mama mama, his legs have got all this hair on them" her mother says " Dear its alright, thats normal, now go upstairs and have fun with your husband"
So she goes back upstairs, now her husband takes his shoes and socks off, and she sees that he is missing 3 toes! Horrified shes runs downstairs to her mother.
" Mama mama, hes got a foot and a half!"
Her mother replies,.." you stay here and sturr the sauce, i'll go have some fun with your husband"
Hehe