Love you long time...

Mar 16, 2004 16:15

So it's been a while since I posted, and I always tell myself that I won't post because there's nothing special to post. I guess I make excuses a bit. However, today's short post will just display a little feeling of mine that I need to get off my mind.

Enjoy

Ode to the Chocolate Pie

By Micah Harvey Poet Laureate of Nektar

Oh enfoiled chocolate pie
Your graces have bewitched
None more unworthy than I
Yet to me your love has switched
You grace my desktop full of love
Like a statue of Da Vinci
Your wonderful mother like a dove
The blessed Mrs. Freshley

Oh invaluable chocolate pie
Didst thou mother give thee to me
For a dowry so small to my eye?
A Washington less for endless glee.
If I remember, change was supplied
For this match fried in heaven
Join me now my chocolate bride

Oh deep fried chocolate pie
Who art the last of your kind
The verdant apple of my eye
And yet the burden of my mind
For when thou art gone from this sphere
Into that better place we aspire
Till next Tuesday no pies will be here
With wonders that grace and inspire

Oh sensuous chocolate pie
Praises too many for me to explain
No king could with disdain eye
The consummation of tech's reign
Your seductive glance trapped me in
With names in my mind like "caffeine"
I say, "You devil, repent from your sin!"
Yet you have "its precursor theobromine."

Oh saintly chocolate pie
My secrets are my own to tell
My past life would only make you cry
And for that I'd deep fry in hell.
I can't tell you about your sister apple pie
Or your other sister named peach
But I love you most, and I would never lie
To you as long as you're in my reach

Oh tempting chocolate pie
Too resist would be my demise
No one loves you as much as I
My heart for you continually deep fries.
Please stay with me forever
No, not forever, but for awhile
Our love shall only sever
When I wipe your cocoa filling from my smile
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