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sitting here thinking, "i wonder how long my fly has been open?"
so we had a big "floor meeting" tonight. it seems that the pooping/puking/generally vile conduct that has been going on in the showers in no longer acceptable. i just think its gross.
WARNING!
Please beware of the easy and unconvincing nihilistic poseurism re: full disclosure of one's secrets and pain, passing it off under a semi-high minded guise when in fact the author is himself very private about many or most matters, though he sees the use in making certain facts and happenings public.
Exhibit A: so i was taking a shit the other day, and right as i was about to muster up and press for the full load i felt a sneeze coming. thinking to myself (this might get ugly) i prepared for the worst. i engaged in anal retention and cupped my hands over my mouth. An explosion from my face ensued. During the explosion one of my contacts happened to fly out. right. on. to. the. floor. of. the. bathroom. (shudders) i finished my turbo shit and did my ass wipe down. I then picked up my contact and put it in some solution. (wait a minute, i picked it up off the dirty floor, w/ my unwashed poop hands.)
so now i'm contemplating whether or not i should put it back in, or if the fecal matter will burn my retina out.
