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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I broke porkchopnoodles's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, singcalliope (-5000 points). In July I gave phloyd a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Saturday I helped shadow_mage see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5015 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
burazechan