CHIGI!
Being a pirate is fucking badass. I do what a want, sleep for half the day and eat food.
The only problems are the SERIOUS lack of beautiful women on our ship and the overabundance of Spanish assholes. So if there are any lovely ladies who would like to travel with a tall, dark and handsome Italian, I'm your man and I know how to treat a lady right!
Oh and one more thing:
WHAT THE FUCK?! DAMN YOU, BASTARD! Why did you have to use a picture with me in it?! I'm turning you in for that reward!
The only problems are the SERIOUS lack of beautiful women on our ship and the overabundance of Spanish assholes. So if there are any lovely ladies who would like to travel with a tall, dark and handsome Italian, I'm your man and I know how to treat a lady right!
Oh and one more thing:
WHAT THE FUCK?! DAMN YOU, BASTARD! Why did you have to use a picture with me in it?! I'm turning you in for that reward!