Sleepwalking.

[buonobuono_ooh]

I was sleepwalking for the past couple days. So if I was randomly gay for you, don't start planning a wedding or anything because I probably fucking hate you.

Also, if I was mean to you, nothing would give me a greater pleasure than to treat you to a dinner to make up for it. ♥

Comments

[chameleongun]

So. About the tomatoes.

[buonobuono_ooh]

What about the tomatoes?

[chameleongun]

Do you still need payment for them?

[buonobuono_ooh]

Did I sell tomatoes to you? I wasn't keeping track.

[chameleongun]

They just appeared a few days ago. Which is remarkable in and of itself considering how high up we were.

[buonobuono_ooh]

...appeared? I never sent you any tomatoes.

[chameleongun]

What a dilemma.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Did you fucking STEAL my tomatoes?!

[chameleongun]

Hm. What an amazing thing.

[buonobuono_ooh]

You did! What the hell?! Give them back!

[chameleongun]

If you want them, I can do that. But I didn't take them.

[buonobuono_ooh]

So you just magically got all of my tomatoes? I just checked the tomato storage room and they're all gone!

[chameleongun]

I think we got about a crate. You should ask around. My impression is that quite a few people received them.

[buonobuono_ooh]

...what do you mean?

[chameleongun]

We were up in the clouds at the time. But I've noticed that quite a few people seem to be finding tomatoes underfoot wherever they look.

[buonobuono_ooh]

...

Oh yeah.

I remember now.

DAMN POTATO BASTARD!!!