A story collaboration with Steph
Once there was a man with two gloves
and one day, his left glove said "sir, im hitting the road!"
and off the left glove went on this great adventure and on his first adventure. Wait not adventure, challenge, he had to escape a glove eating goloctopuss.. first it was quite a struggle and he almost lost but then suddenly! A giant glove eating creature with eight eyes, and qwice as many turnips and he defeated the terrible monster in one hit. Then the great poet Mo-mer came down in his spandex shorts and announced to the glove that he was to be knighted by the great queen of zucchini. She said to him afterwards, "you are quite the attractive glove would you like to join me for dinner and maybe a walk in my garden?" and with this the glove accepted her invitation knowing there would be some "fun" in it. so after their midnight stroll they went out to the field and looked up at the stars until he said to her "are we gonna do it or what?" she acted flabbergasted and then assumed the "position", they had wild passionate monkey screw like bunny sex and then they rested and then in ten minutes were upon each other again...and again....and again...until the sun had risen and the gardener had come to find them in quite the "awkward" position
so then glove remembered its other glove and discovered that he missed his love THE GLOVE...and that he was gay so as soon as he hopped off of the queen he was off again to find his love
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
she was soo upset by his abrupt departure that the cook soon found her in the closet trying to peel herself and was instantly placed in the nearby asylum. So on the way back to his lover, the GLOVER!, (bunny added that) he ran into the spandex sporting poet, Mo-Mer, and at seeing him, enticed him into a "long walk". In which he used an abused the poor poet, Mo-mer. Once he was done getting rid of his sexual frustration, he went off after his glover. Soon he saw his old master, but he had his right glove no more... he went up to his old master, and asked him where he had placed his right glove. the man soon replied, "I was offered $50 by a zucchini who claimed to be a queen to burn the glove." a flame consumed his love, for which he had a burning desire for... the glove, in his moment of defeat, collapsed, his heart, broken, shattered by a mere vegetable. The glove decided he could live no longer without feeling the touch of his love, the glove. At that precise moment! The spandex sporting poet, Mo-mer and healed his broken heart! He filled the glove with the feeling of love and passion, once again!!
The End.
and one day, his left glove said "sir, im hitting the road!"
and off the left glove went on this great adventure and on his first adventure. Wait not adventure, challenge, he had to escape a glove eating goloctopuss.. first it was quite a struggle and he almost lost but then suddenly! A giant glove eating creature with eight eyes, and qwice as many turnips and he defeated the terrible monster in one hit. Then the great poet Mo-mer came down in his spandex shorts and announced to the glove that he was to be knighted by the great queen of zucchini. She said to him afterwards, "you are quite the attractive glove would you like to join me for dinner and maybe a walk in my garden?" and with this the glove accepted her invitation knowing there would be some "fun" in it. so after their midnight stroll they went out to the field and looked up at the stars until he said to her "are we gonna do it or what?" she acted flabbergasted and then assumed the "position", they had wild passionate monkey screw like bunny sex and then they rested and then in ten minutes were upon each other again...and again....and again...until the sun had risen and the gardener had come to find them in quite the "awkward" position
so then glove remembered its other glove and discovered that he missed his love THE GLOVE...and that he was gay so as soon as he hopped off of the queen he was off again to find his love
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
she was soo upset by his abrupt departure that the cook soon found her in the closet trying to peel herself and was instantly placed in the nearby asylum. So on the way back to his lover, the GLOVER!, (bunny added that) he ran into the spandex sporting poet, Mo-Mer, and at seeing him, enticed him into a "long walk". In which he used an abused the poor poet, Mo-mer. Once he was done getting rid of his sexual frustration, he went off after his glover. Soon he saw his old master, but he had his right glove no more... he went up to his old master, and asked him where he had placed his right glove. the man soon replied, "I was offered $50 by a zucchini who claimed to be a queen to burn the glove." a flame consumed his love, for which he had a burning desire for... the glove, in his moment of defeat, collapsed, his heart, broken, shattered by a mere vegetable. The glove decided he could live no longer without feeling the touch of his love, the glove. At that precise moment! The spandex sporting poet, Mo-mer and healed his broken heart! He filled the glove with the feeling of love and passion, once again!!
The End.