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i think have finally found a solution to my centipede problem:
the one on the right is a centipede and the one on the left is supposed to be me although it looks more like the result of a hot love affair between rhea perlman and an ape.
the best part about this is that it isnt a solution at all. its just a picture of me and a happy purple centipede.
im sick of being stung and im sick of being afraid of my bed... and im not one of those girls whos all screamy/scared of bugs*... but uhh i read somewhere that centipedes are carnivores
...not that i think im going to get eaten by a centipede - i mean come on, thats just ludicious!
maybe...
*total lie
bottom line is they hurt me and it makes me sad. and they are really coming between me and my bed. i guess the picture is supposed to be the happy ending where the centipede(s) and i become friends and share the bed. but i showed my friend ben (hes bored at an airport...) and he thought it meant i was gonna sleep with all the centipedes to create some sort of peace agreement. i guess it does look like that hahaha.
well if something doesnt happen soon i may have to resort to such drastic measures.
the one on the right is a centipede and the one on the left is supposed to be me although it looks more like the result of a hot love affair between rhea perlman and an ape.
the best part about this is that it isnt a solution at all. its just a picture of me and a happy purple centipede.
im sick of being stung and im sick of being afraid of my bed... and im not one of those girls whos all screamy/scared of bugs*... but uhh i read somewhere that centipedes are carnivores
...not that i think im going to get eaten by a centipede - i mean come on, thats just ludicious!
maybe...
*total lie
bottom line is they hurt me and it makes me sad. and they are really coming between me and my bed. i guess the picture is supposed to be the happy ending where the centipede(s) and i become friends and share the bed. but i showed my friend ben (hes bored at an airport...) and he thought it meant i was gonna sleep with all the centipedes to create some sort of peace agreement. i guess it does look like that hahaha.
well if something doesnt happen soon i may have to resort to such drastic measures.