Shoot-Me File #4486-b
just when you thought there was no way to get that authentic "asian experience", saturday-matinee movie king steven seagal HI-YA's his way into our hearts (and possibly colons) with this carbonated masterpiece:
yes, i thought it was a joke too. but it's not.
so now, if you too want to be a fat martial artist and karate-chop your way to c-list status, drink this! it'll make you strong, give you energy, and later, give you fire down below!
yes, i thought it was a joke too. but it's not.
so now, if you too want to be a fat martial artist and karate-chop your way to c-list status, drink this! it'll make you strong, give you energy, and later, give you fire down below!