The Adventures of Creepy Asian Girl
warning: the following contains LONG creeper-status stories that may fill your brain with nonsense. this message may also contain brain cancer.
Day 1: I had just gotten out of my chemistry lecture, which was hot as hell because there was no AC and the professor didn't bother to open the doors. So I'm dragging myself to the molecular science building, scouting out my surroundings to see who is also heading the same way as me. You know how some people stick out like a sore thumb? Yah, well I noticed this girl..it was kind of hard NOT to notice her since she was walking so freakin' slow!!
So just picture this: a pasty white face with soul-less black eyes. Black eyeliner that appeared to be put on in the dark. A blue long-sleeve shirt with a white vest over it. Black dress pants that are too long for her short, asian legs. Outdated black dress shoes with thick heels make her appear as graceful as a gorilla. A nest of black hair that has been blown by the wind one too many times. All that and Ta-Da! You get Creepy Asian Girl.
As I passed by, I thought to myself, OH GOD please don't be in my class. Then I continued on my way.
I sat in class, waiting for the professor to start his boring 'welcome to class' introduction while staring at who other than creepy asian girl. YES, she IS in my class. Why? Because I obviously did something to piss God off. So I'm unfortunate enough to sit in the same lab bench with her. Luckily, I made sure I wasn't RIGHT next to her in case we assigned lab partners today.
Mr. Ho (my professor) began talking about office hours and lab safety and all that useless crap nobody really pays attention to so I commence my 'stare at creepy asian chick because I can and nobody will know' plan. I'm watching and I notice that occasionally she'll SUDDENLY turn her head to the right. THEN BACK TO THE LEFT. THEN BEHIND HER. and then she was making eyes at SOMEBODY in the back of the room (you know, raising her eyebrows). But when I looked back there, nobody was paying attention to her. So I was like...wtf? Then I left it at that.
Day 2: We get our lab partners today. It was pretty much random. I was so lucky to get this nice asian girl as my partner. We were supposed to try opening our lockers just to make sure it worked and all the supplies were inside. I opened mine, but my partner couldn't open hers. She probably tried around five to seven times. Then I hear that all too familiar sound. CLUNK CLUNNK CLUNK. Then all of a sudden, creepy asian girl is here!! It was a little weird. Then she just pointed at the lock and said nothing. My partner and I exchanged weird looks. She points again. We shrug. Then she just tries opening the locker (since the combo is sitting on the table) and after a couple failed attempts, just shrugs her shoulders and walks away. We were just like wtf happened?
Day 3: My partner and I left to get lab supplies. When we came back creepy asian girl was sitting in my seat. We looked at each other and was like...huh? I noticed her shit was on top of my lab notebook...and she was copying my prelab for the first experiment!! So I pulled my book away and she grabbed it back. Then I thought, it was only information that was already given to us, so I didn't mind. I guess? And I needed to get a beaker out of my locker, which she was blocking. So I was like, excuse me, and pulled my locker open a little. She didn't budge. Then I pulled it out so it tapped her knee. Still no budge. Then I was like screw it!
Then the professor came around and was like. What are you doing you need a beaker. And I was like yah I know. and he's like where is it? I kinda made this grumble-y noise and walked to the other side of creepy asian girl. Then he was all 'you're not allowed to have three to a group' and I was like, 'yah I know' and he asked us, 'so you mean it's not one, two, three of you?' (and by now everyone is looking at our group) and I respond with the shake of my head. He asks who my partner is so I point to her. Then he walks up to creepy asian girl and asks 'hey you, what's your name?' She doesn't respond. 'Hey! I asked what your name was!' 'Josephine' 'I was calling your name during role..why didn't you respond?' and then she just shrugs her shoulders. So he notices she doesn't have a lab composition book and tells her to go buy one or she can't work in the lab. So she continues to sit there before he says it once more. Then she leaves and comes back five minutes later...only to sit next to me still.
She continues to sit there for ten more minutes while my partner and I start the experiment. Since I obviously need my lab notebook, I pull it away and flip to the page I need. She grabs it, pulls it back to her, and flips it to the back she was copying from. I was like 'I NEED my lab notebook...' and she has the nerve to make this disgruntled sound. I was like...whatever I don't even care.
Luckily, the professor called her from across the room because he found her a group to work with.
Day 4: She comes into class and sits between my partner and I...like she BELONGS there. EXCUSE ME, I don't THINK so. THANK GOD she knew that her partner was across the room. However, she leaves her dirty shirt that she wears all the time on the ground with her backpack. So I manned it out and picked that shit up and put it on the empty lab table. I lol'd when my partner said to remind her to sit down next time so creepy asian girl doesn't take her seat.
UGH. It's only been four periods of lab and EVERY time she has managed to come sit by me or whatever. I've never said hi to her, I've never helped her, so I don't know what makes me such a weirdo-magnet!! OMG. I hope she'll finally learn that her locker is NOT NEXT TO OURS! D:< WE ARE NOT HER ASIAN FRIENDS.
Day 1: I had just gotten out of my chemistry lecture, which was hot as hell because there was no AC and the professor didn't bother to open the doors. So I'm dragging myself to the molecular science building, scouting out my surroundings to see who is also heading the same way as me. You know how some people stick out like a sore thumb? Yah, well I noticed this girl..it was kind of hard NOT to notice her since she was walking so freakin' slow!!
So just picture this: a pasty white face with soul-less black eyes. Black eyeliner that appeared to be put on in the dark. A blue long-sleeve shirt with a white vest over it. Black dress pants that are too long for her short, asian legs. Outdated black dress shoes with thick heels make her appear as graceful as a gorilla. A nest of black hair that has been blown by the wind one too many times. All that and Ta-Da! You get Creepy Asian Girl.
As I passed by, I thought to myself, OH GOD please don't be in my class. Then I continued on my way.
I sat in class, waiting for the professor to start his boring 'welcome to class' introduction while staring at who other than creepy asian girl. YES, she IS in my class. Why? Because I obviously did something to piss God off. So I'm unfortunate enough to sit in the same lab bench with her. Luckily, I made sure I wasn't RIGHT next to her in case we assigned lab partners today.
Mr. Ho (my professor) began talking about office hours and lab safety and all that useless crap nobody really pays attention to so I commence my 'stare at creepy asian chick because I can and nobody will know' plan. I'm watching and I notice that occasionally she'll SUDDENLY turn her head to the right. THEN BACK TO THE LEFT. THEN BEHIND HER. and then she was making eyes at SOMEBODY in the back of the room (you know, raising her eyebrows). But when I looked back there, nobody was paying attention to her. So I was like...wtf? Then I left it at that.
Day 2: We get our lab partners today. It was pretty much random. I was so lucky to get this nice asian girl as my partner. We were supposed to try opening our lockers just to make sure it worked and all the supplies were inside. I opened mine, but my partner couldn't open hers. She probably tried around five to seven times. Then I hear that all too familiar sound. CLUNK CLUNNK CLUNK. Then all of a sudden, creepy asian girl is here!! It was a little weird. Then she just pointed at the lock and said nothing. My partner and I exchanged weird looks. She points again. We shrug. Then she just tries opening the locker (since the combo is sitting on the table) and after a couple failed attempts, just shrugs her shoulders and walks away. We were just like wtf happened?
Day 3: My partner and I left to get lab supplies. When we came back creepy asian girl was sitting in my seat. We looked at each other and was like...huh? I noticed her shit was on top of my lab notebook...and she was copying my prelab for the first experiment!! So I pulled my book away and she grabbed it back. Then I thought, it was only information that was already given to us, so I didn't mind. I guess? And I needed to get a beaker out of my locker, which she was blocking. So I was like, excuse me, and pulled my locker open a little. She didn't budge. Then I pulled it out so it tapped her knee. Still no budge. Then I was like screw it!
Then the professor came around and was like. What are you doing you need a beaker. And I was like yah I know. and he's like where is it? I kinda made this grumble-y noise and walked to the other side of creepy asian girl. Then he was all 'you're not allowed to have three to a group' and I was like, 'yah I know' and he asked us, 'so you mean it's not one, two, three of you?' (and by now everyone is looking at our group) and I respond with the shake of my head. He asks who my partner is so I point to her. Then he walks up to creepy asian girl and asks 'hey you, what's your name?' She doesn't respond. 'Hey! I asked what your name was!' 'Josephine' 'I was calling your name during role..why didn't you respond?' and then she just shrugs her shoulders. So he notices she doesn't have a lab composition book and tells her to go buy one or she can't work in the lab. So she continues to sit there before he says it once more. Then she leaves and comes back five minutes later...only to sit next to me still.
She continues to sit there for ten more minutes while my partner and I start the experiment. Since I obviously need my lab notebook, I pull it away and flip to the page I need. She grabs it, pulls it back to her, and flips it to the back she was copying from. I was like 'I NEED my lab notebook...' and she has the nerve to make this disgruntled sound. I was like...whatever I don't even care.
Luckily, the professor called her from across the room because he found her a group to work with.
Day 4: She comes into class and sits between my partner and I...like she BELONGS there. EXCUSE ME, I don't THINK so. THANK GOD she knew that her partner was across the room. However, she leaves her dirty shirt that she wears all the time on the ground with her backpack. So I manned it out and picked that shit up and put it on the empty lab table. I lol'd when my partner said to remind her to sit down next time so creepy asian girl doesn't take her seat.
UGH. It's only been four periods of lab and EVERY time she has managed to come sit by me or whatever. I've never said hi to her, I've never helped her, so I don't know what makes me such a weirdo-magnet!! OMG. I hope she'll finally learn that her locker is NOT NEXT TO OURS! D:< WE ARE NOT HER ASIAN FRIENDS.