Hey, any French Speakahs?

[bunnyfishmeljel]

So, I was watching some footage of Punch Out Wii showing Glass Joe's intro.

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And I have no clue as to what he's saying at around 0:13.
I tried to Google Translate, but I'm either not catching everything, or misspelling a lot of stuff.
As far as I can infer, it's something self-pitying.