Because if everyone jumped off a bridge...
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
We don't get many travelers these days; we certainly don't get many travelers these days. Now what can I do for you? I am the Whether man.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Nothing at all.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Conan.
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is?
1:27
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
1:28
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the sound of myself breathing, and a truck on 63.
7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
around 12:45, walking back from the townhouse.
8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
News, fark.com.
9. What are you wearing?
Green shirt, black pants. This is the most exciting quiz ever.
10. Did you dream last night?
...something about Kevin sitting in my room waiting for me to get ready.. bunch of visitors, me looking kinda punk rock? I need to start having more exciting dreams..or sleeping? never mind.
11. When did you last laugh?
Watching Conan.. something about Max Weinberg and death metal.
12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?
trainspotting, kill bill, imarobot, mirror full of things, tapestry, remnants of bugs. world/inferno.
13. See anything weird lately?
snow.... in April?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
it kinda suits me, there could be more to it, but you can just answer things abruptly and mumble along to the next topic.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Swordsman III/The East is Red
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Probably some ridiculously handicap accessible house for my dad, elevators and moving walkways and what not, maybe some Hawaiian tropic girls for assisted living... good times.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am completely capable of having a normal conversation.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would shift the axis of the Earth 2 degrees, thus changing the climate of the world FOREVER.
Listen, we all want world peace and to eradicate SUV's and destroy wealth or poverty, make people rational, feed the hungry etc. There will always be conflict and capitalism and mc donalds. Why not throw something in their general direction that'll force them to adapt and work together? eh, never mind.
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, but normally only in the confines of my own presence, otherwise I feel awkward and ridiculous.
20. George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or someone who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
Semi-intelligent space monkey?
21(a). Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Anne.
21(b). Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Tyler, Hunter, Kyle.. though, if I ever do have a kid..squeeze one out? when can I squeeze one out? Not until your 13? Never mind.. anyway, if I ever do have a kid, I'll probably end up calling him dude. "Dude, clean up your toys." "Dude, you know you want to go to school." "Dude, go to your room."
Yeah, this is why I'm going to live vicariously through my friends and their kids.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
If I could, I wouldn't be here right now.
We don't get many travelers these days; we certainly don't get many travelers these days. Now what can I do for you? I am the Whether man.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Nothing at all.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Conan.
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is?
1:27
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
1:28
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the sound of myself breathing, and a truck on 63.
7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
around 12:45, walking back from the townhouse.
8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
News, fark.com.
9. What are you wearing?
Green shirt, black pants. This is the most exciting quiz ever.
10. Did you dream last night?
...something about Kevin sitting in my room waiting for me to get ready.. bunch of visitors, me looking kinda punk rock? I need to start having more exciting dreams..or sleeping? never mind.
11. When did you last laugh?
Watching Conan.. something about Max Weinberg and death metal.
12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?
trainspotting, kill bill, imarobot, mirror full of things, tapestry, remnants of bugs. world/inferno.
13. See anything weird lately?
snow.... in April?
14. What do you think of this quiz?
it kinda suits me, there could be more to it, but you can just answer things abruptly and mumble along to the next topic.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Swordsman III/The East is Red
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Probably some ridiculously handicap accessible house for my dad, elevators and moving walkways and what not, maybe some Hawaiian tropic girls for assisted living... good times.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am completely capable of having a normal conversation.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would shift the axis of the Earth 2 degrees, thus changing the climate of the world FOREVER.
Listen, we all want world peace and to eradicate SUV's and destroy wealth or poverty, make people rational, feed the hungry etc. There will always be conflict and capitalism and mc donalds. Why not throw something in their general direction that'll force them to adapt and work together? eh, never mind.
19. Do you like to dance?
Yes, but normally only in the confines of my own presence, otherwise I feel awkward and ridiculous.
20. George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or someone who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
Semi-intelligent space monkey?
21(a). Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Anne.
21(b). Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Tyler, Hunter, Kyle.. though, if I ever do have a kid..squeeze one out? when can I squeeze one out? Not until your 13? Never mind.. anyway, if I ever do have a kid, I'll probably end up calling him dude. "Dude, clean up your toys." "Dude, you know you want to go to school." "Dude, go to your room."
Yeah, this is why I'm going to live vicariously through my friends and their kids.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
If I could, I wouldn't be here right now.