i bought a tattoo encyclopedia today
My feet, they hurt greatly, damn you cute kitten heels. The reign of proflust continues as does Girl A's resistance to coming to class. Dr. Allen says that I "know the strangest things." My cousin Pixie can choke and die. I was relating this story to my granny when Pixie (nee Vera) shows up, of course, to eat like the fattie she is. The story (if you opt to NOT read it) is about some asshole Floridian who has a litter of puppies that he cannot find homes for, so instead of taking them to a shelter he decides to shoot them. He was holding some of the puppies, one squirmed, the gun goes off, shooting said asshole in the wrist. To which Pixie says, "So? They're just animals. Who cares if he shoots them?" Pagan started barking at her (dogs can sense morons) and I said, "Well, feel free to bite Pagan, I'm sure she tastes like ham." That didn't go over well. Is it my fault that she weighs 400lbs and is so pathetic that she actually had that gastro-bypass surgery? Hell no. Fucking fat cunt. My curse to her: "May she get all that she deserves." Peolpe like Pixie are the reason this society is shit. No one cares about ANYTHING let alone the life of what they deem inferior. That's why they're meat eaters, why they wear leather, fur and suede, why they abuse children, that's why serial killers start out abusing animals because it's acceptable and no one gives a shit because the victims are voiceless.
I fucking loathe 3/4 of my family. Why do they live Lord? Why do you mock me with their existence? Why can't you pull some Old Testament vengence out of your ass and smote my enemies? Please? With pink sugar on top?
In other news:
Dear Students Attending the University of Louisville,
STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME!!!
Bitterly,
Bunny
Goddamn. I wore: the purple hat that Lauren made for me, hot pink/grey shirt, hot pink/black capris, black and white striped knee socks and white kitten heels. The boy next to me in Polisci (who's last name was Weiner) liked katsuren's heart bag (which is the perfect size for my cd-player (I'm borrowing granny's until I get a new one)).
Five Things You May Not Know About My Time in School Are:
1) I love my current political science class but I love it extra because of Professor Brittingham ::dreamy hearts::
2) I wouldn't mind being a professor one day
3) I waste more paper doodling than taking notes
4) The only reason I will miss class is if I'm literally at death's door
5) In History class today, I begged my heart to keep beating because I was worried it might stop.
Five Things You May Not Know About the Job (Jobs) I Have (or Had) are:
1) I've never lied on my timesheets
2) Bosses are useless and love to waste money
3) Gossip about teachers is fun... and leverage
4) I tried stealing a book from my boss's office once but she came back before I had the chance
5) It doesn't matter where you work, if you're NOT the boss, you're underpaid and overworked.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Online Life are:
1) I have about 40 email addresses scattered all over the place
2) I've had a sort of "relationship" over the computer, with a boy no less. But it was a long time ago.
3) People, for some reason, think I'm hot online but upon meeting me personally quickly come to the opposite conclusion
4) The only person I'm ever 99% honest with is Toochers
5) Sometimes I block everyone except about 4 people
Five Things You May Not Know About Where I Live are:
1) Middlesboro, KY is the only city in the United States built within a meteor crater.
2) Louisville is named after French King Louis XVI
3) The Simpsons are from Kentucky
4) Kentucky is the state where both Abraham Lincoln, President of the Union, and Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederacy, were born. They were born less than one hundred miles and one year apart.
5) The last battle of the Revolutionary War was fought at Blue Licks, Ky.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Core Personality are:
1) I'm a crybaby
2) I'm very insecure
3) I've been told that I'm pretty damn funny
4) I think in pictures and sometimes it's hard to express what I'm thinking
5) I'm extremely secretive
Five Things You May Not Know About My Home Life are:
1) I actually enjoy being by myself
2) My room is full of toys and pink stuff
3) My vibrator is in my underwear drawer
4) I'm sloppy and messy and can't stand neat freaks
5) There are 12 plush rabbits on my bed
Five Things You May Not Know that I Desperately Want are:
1) To be thin and pretty. Especially the thin part
2) To be talented
3) To be the bestest political scientist ever!!
4) To make everyone care about animals as much as I do
5) A certain person
Five Embarrassing Admissions I Have That You May Not Know are:
1) My toes are long. Like really long, alien toes.
2) I am obsessed with my weight, I can't recall a time in my life when I wasn't on some sort of diet
3) I shaved my pubic hair all off once and learned a valuable (and quite itchy) lesson.
4) I used to write stories about the lives of my barbie dolls
5) There is a picture of me at age 4 asleep on the potty.
Five Things You May Not Know About What I Do in a Typical Day are:
1) Take pills
2) reapply lipstick/gloss 40 times a day
3) whine and pout and complain about something
4) write in my diary
5) click through eBay for about 2 hours
Five Things You May Not Know that are Really Important to Me are:
1) Animal rights
2) Losing weight
3) Toochers
4) Pagan
5) School
NOOOOO!!! CLASS CONFLICT!!! There's a class I want to desperately take next semester at UofL but it's MWF at 11!! NO!! Spring 2005's classes aren't up at Bellarmine yet, but Spring 2004 had Introductory Japanese II at noon! NOOOO!!! I can't make it to Bellarmine from UofL in 10 minutes!! DAMNIT!!! I really really hope that my Japanese class is moved to 1 but I bet it won't be! OMG! NO! WHINE! WHAT IS BUNNY GOING TO DO?? It's a SUPER GAIJIN GIRLS EMERGENCY!! Though, really, everything is an emergency to me, isn't it?
I fucking loathe 3/4 of my family. Why do they live Lord? Why do you mock me with their existence? Why can't you pull some Old Testament vengence out of your ass and smote my enemies? Please? With pink sugar on top?
In other news:
Dear Students Attending the University of Louisville,
STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME!!!
Bitterly,
Bunny
Goddamn. I wore: the purple hat that Lauren made for me, hot pink/grey shirt, hot pink/black capris, black and white striped knee socks and white kitten heels. The boy next to me in Polisci (who's last name was Weiner) liked katsuren's heart bag (which is the perfect size for my cd-player (I'm borrowing granny's until I get a new one)).
Five Things You May Not Know About My Time in School Are:
1) I love my current political science class but I love it extra because of Professor Brittingham ::dreamy hearts::
2) I wouldn't mind being a professor one day
3) I waste more paper doodling than taking notes
4) The only reason I will miss class is if I'm literally at death's door
5) In History class today, I begged my heart to keep beating because I was worried it might stop.
Five Things You May Not Know About the Job (Jobs) I Have (or Had) are:
1) I've never lied on my timesheets
2) Bosses are useless and love to waste money
3) Gossip about teachers is fun... and leverage
4) I tried stealing a book from my boss's office once but she came back before I had the chance
5) It doesn't matter where you work, if you're NOT the boss, you're underpaid and overworked.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Online Life are:
1) I have about 40 email addresses scattered all over the place
2) I've had a sort of "relationship" over the computer, with a boy no less. But it was a long time ago.
3) People, for some reason, think I'm hot online but upon meeting me personally quickly come to the opposite conclusion
4) The only person I'm ever 99% honest with is Toochers
5) Sometimes I block everyone except about 4 people
Five Things You May Not Know About Where I Live are:
1) Middlesboro, KY is the only city in the United States built within a meteor crater.
2) Louisville is named after French King Louis XVI
3) The Simpsons are from Kentucky
4) Kentucky is the state where both Abraham Lincoln, President of the Union, and Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederacy, were born. They were born less than one hundred miles and one year apart.
5) The last battle of the Revolutionary War was fought at Blue Licks, Ky.
Five Things You May Not Know About My Core Personality are:
1) I'm a crybaby
2) I'm very insecure
3) I've been told that I'm pretty damn funny
4) I think in pictures and sometimes it's hard to express what I'm thinking
5) I'm extremely secretive
Five Things You May Not Know About My Home Life are:
1) I actually enjoy being by myself
2) My room is full of toys and pink stuff
3) My vibrator is in my underwear drawer
4) I'm sloppy and messy and can't stand neat freaks
5) There are 12 plush rabbits on my bed
Five Things You May Not Know that I Desperately Want are:
1) To be thin and pretty. Especially the thin part
2) To be talented
3) To be the bestest political scientist ever!!
4) To make everyone care about animals as much as I do
5) A certain person
Five Embarrassing Admissions I Have That You May Not Know are:
1) My toes are long. Like really long, alien toes.
2) I am obsessed with my weight, I can't recall a time in my life when I wasn't on some sort of diet
3) I shaved my pubic hair all off once and learned a valuable (and quite itchy) lesson.
4) I used to write stories about the lives of my barbie dolls
5) There is a picture of me at age 4 asleep on the potty.
Five Things You May Not Know About What I Do in a Typical Day are:
1) Take pills
2) reapply lipstick/gloss 40 times a day
3) whine and pout and complain about something
4) write in my diary
5) click through eBay for about 2 hours
Five Things You May Not Know that are Really Important to Me are:
1) Animal rights
2) Losing weight
3) Toochers
4) Pagan
5) School
NOOOOO!!! CLASS CONFLICT!!! There's a class I want to desperately take next semester at UofL but it's MWF at 11!! NO!! Spring 2005's classes aren't up at Bellarmine yet, but Spring 2004 had Introductory Japanese II at noon! NOOOO!!! I can't make it to Bellarmine from UofL in 10 minutes!! DAMNIT!!! I really really hope that my Japanese class is moved to 1 but I bet it won't be! OMG! NO! WHINE! WHAT IS BUNNY GOING TO DO?? It's a SUPER GAIJIN GIRLS EMERGENCY!! Though, really, everything is an emergency to me, isn't it?