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[bunnyattack]

I'm told that we are in the midst of what is called Janumarch, where one is required to drink alcohol every day for these 3 winter months in order to survive cabin fever. So I've been trying that (not like I have a problem with it). I think it's done some good things for my body; my sense of smell has gotten stronger over the past few days,

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[ebmfreak]

As one of the Founders of Janumarch back in 2002 / 03 (Josh, Amber, M@ - and a 72 inch circumference of PBR, Amber gets credit for the term)... you missed one VERY important point.

The Janumarch Leprechaun.

The story goes, that if during the Time of Janumarch - you fail to drink to intoxication on the "conversion days" (Jan 31 - Feb 28) you will get PUNISHED byt he Janumarch Leprechaun.

Drinking is PROTECTION from the Janumarch Leprechaun. What happens, is he will often disguise himself as a cute Art School Major and forcably date you. Usually this happens in March (post Janumarch). While it all seems fine at the start, it soon goes wrong - and the Leprechaun proceeds to ruin your life.

The other hijinks the Leprechaun will choose to do if he doesn't date you... is destroy your personal property. Ususally your car. Remember that time Emily scoffed Janumarch and soon after he car was totaled?

[bunnyattack]

That explains the horrible dating experiences I usually have in the spring.

[ebmfreak]

exactly....

[redheadedlawyer]

So... did you indeed drink every day between Jan 31 and Feb 28?

:-D