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[bunny_hater]

We've been very busy at the shop with the post holiday sale. Hiring Tara to work for us has helped, though. I believe the apocalypse made people want to spend more money than usual at this time of the year. Which is good, because we still have the loss of profit from all of that time the shop was closed to make up for. I'm sure there will be an

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[tristan_cohen]

*enters the Magic Shop and smiles at Anya*

You're missing the watcher with the high blood pressure.

[bunny_hater]

*smiles*

Hello again, were you looking for Giles? Or back to meet with Buffy?

[tristan_cohen]

No I talked with Buffy and I don't think Giles and I get along too well.

Mostly looking to get information on the wacky town I'm staying in and since you gave me the highly confusing story about the demon and the different nationalities I thought you might be able to tell me.

Assuming I understand it mind you.

[bunny_hater]

*looks surprised*

You mean you want me to tell you about Sunnydale? Well, that's a change, usually people want me to stop talking. Because I talk about inappropriate things, or so they always tell me.

*leads him over to the table and sits down*

What would you like to know?

[tristan_cohen]

You know people usually want me to stop talking too. Something about my attitude.

Well I know it's a hellmouth, but what should I be looking out for here?

[bunny_hater]

Other than the usual vampires? Well, many demons live here. They like to be close to the hellmouth. Just about every kind of demon has been here at one time or another. They even have bars here for demons, one serves very good drinks with umbrellas in them.

There are certain times of the year when the hellmouth attracts more demons than usual. We call it apocalypse season. Which also means some of them attempt to start an apocalypse. You missed the last one we had by two months.

[tristan_cohen]

You have actual seasons for apocalypses? Is this like hurricane season? you know the same time every year or is it random?

Demon bars. Wow, there's something to attract tourists. Although you know, I guess if they're demon tourists that does make sense.

So you were Scandinavian, but now you're american and somewhere in there was demon?

[bunny_hater]

Well, generally apocalypse season is in the spring. Sometimes it happens at other times, like this last one. I don't remember us having more than one a year, though.

*frowns*

Oh, Ralph's isn't only for demons, humans are welcome too. There's a no violence spell on it, they can't hurt each other inside the building. Ralph makes very good spicy chicken wings, you should try them sometime.

Yes, I was born in Scandinavia 1125 years ago. I turned my cheating boyfriend into a troll and impressed D'hoffryn. He was my boss when I was a vengeance demon. Of course four years ago Giles tricked me out of my amulet and smashed it, and D'hoffryn refused to reinstate me. Not the Giles you know, a Giles in a dimension I created when I granted a wish.

[tristan_cohen]

Oh-kay...

I asked.

So not a demon now, but was one for a very long time. Gotcha.

I may have to try the demon bar, I do like hot wings. And there's the whole getting to study them without having to worry about getting my ass kicked aspect.

[bunny_hater]

Are you studying to be a Watcher? Because Giles could help you with that.

*points up at the loft*

He has many books up there on demons and demonic activity. Perhaps you would like to go to Ralph's one time with Giles and I? Although I know more about demons than he does, he and the rest of them forget that sometimes.

[tristan_cohen]

A watcher? Fuck no.

I kill them so I need to know about them.

Yeah? I'd like to know more about them. I keep running into things I don't know how to fight and ending up as someone's dinner is not on my agenda.