i just gave this dude on a surf forum a major bitching out. it was great
01) My uncle once: cut the tip of his finger off with a saw
02) Never in my life: have i wanted to move out more than right now
03) When I was five: i didn't have hearing aids
04) High School was: the single most defining 4 years of my life
05) I will never forget: getting used
06) I once met: the lead singer from bleach
07) There's this girl I know who: is a slut
08) Once, at a bar: i played pool with perry and aaron
09) By noon I usually: am awake
10) Last night: i played pool with perry and aaron
11) If I only had: happiness and fullfilment
12) Next time I go to church: i will cook lasagna for a church fundraiser
13) Terry Schiavo: died, was buried, and has been forgotten
14) I have a confession to make: i don't have healthy ways of dealing with anger, oh and i started smoking. there, you happy?
15) When I turn my head left, I see: the printer
16) When I turn my head right, I see: the tv
17) You know I'm lying when: i'm not entirely sure. it can be obvious sometimes
18) Everyday, I constantly think about: everything, it's ridiculous
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: there's someone perfect for me i'm sure...
20) By this time next year: college and if i'm lucky i'll have moved out
21) A better name for me would be: i think that Bunting sums it up...there's not really much better out there for me
22) I have a hard time understanding: love
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be on federal assistance
24) You know I like you if: i don't have the balls to tell you
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: the bastards who gave it to me
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are all dead i think. some more than others
27) Take my advice, never: get too involved if it's not worth it
28) My ideal breakfast is: bojangles and coffee
29) A song I love, but do not have is: all my ex's live in texas
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: go find a better place to spend your time
31) Tulips are: pretty flowers
32) Why won't anyone: love me instead of using me
33) If you spend the night at my house: you would blow up bottles with me
34) I'd stop my wedding for: the death of a family member or the rapture
35) The world could do without: kooks and heartache
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: mrs. bower's belly
37) My favorite blonde is: krystal steal, don't ask
38) Paper clips are more useful than: nothing at all
39) If I do anything well: it's play the sucker
40) The last time I was drunk: I played the air guitar like a psycho. it was really cool. then i went and played the guitar for real, that was cool too
02) Never in my life: have i wanted to move out more than right now
03) When I was five: i didn't have hearing aids
04) High School was: the single most defining 4 years of my life
05) I will never forget: getting used
06) I once met: the lead singer from bleach
07) There's this girl I know who: is a slut
08) Once, at a bar: i played pool with perry and aaron
09) By noon I usually: am awake
10) Last night: i played pool with perry and aaron
11) If I only had: happiness and fullfilment
12) Next time I go to church: i will cook lasagna for a church fundraiser
13) Terry Schiavo: died, was buried, and has been forgotten
14) I have a confession to make: i don't have healthy ways of dealing with anger, oh and i started smoking. there, you happy?
15) When I turn my head left, I see: the printer
16) When I turn my head right, I see: the tv
17) You know I'm lying when: i'm not entirely sure. it can be obvious sometimes
18) Everyday, I constantly think about: everything, it's ridiculous
19) If I were a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: there's someone perfect for me i'm sure...
20) By this time next year: college and if i'm lucky i'll have moved out
21) A better name for me would be: i think that Bunting sums it up...there's not really much better out there for me
22) I have a hard time understanding: love
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: be on federal assistance
24) You know I like you if: i don't have the balls to tell you
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: the bastards who gave it to me
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: are all dead i think. some more than others
27) Take my advice, never: get too involved if it's not worth it
28) My ideal breakfast is: bojangles and coffee
29) A song I love, but do not have is: all my ex's live in texas
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: go find a better place to spend your time
31) Tulips are: pretty flowers
32) Why won't anyone: love me instead of using me
33) If you spend the night at my house: you would blow up bottles with me
34) I'd stop my wedding for: the death of a family member or the rapture
35) The world could do without: kooks and heartache
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: mrs. bower's belly
37) My favorite blonde is: krystal steal, don't ask
38) Paper clips are more useful than: nothing at all
39) If I do anything well: it's play the sucker
40) The last time I was drunk: I played the air guitar like a psycho. it was really cool. then i went and played the guitar for real, that was cool too