Fic | Meet The Sunrise Out At The Horizon

[bunnothun]

Title: Meet The Sunrise Out At The Horizon
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman, Kate Bishop, Eli Bradley, Tommy Shepherd
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~3300
Summary: Billy blows through the door, drops his bag and his helmet to the floor, and tips, board-like, face first over the arm of the sofa. "Is this week

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[riko]

adngkjansdkjgsdkjag EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh, Atti, you wonderful, brilliant thing. You are the supreme master of writing fic that manages to smear together domestic nonsense, being semi-adults, and still being superheroes and I LOVE IT AND EAT IT UP AND WANT YOU TO WRITE IT FOR ME ALWAYS. askjgndaskg /pinches of delight!!!

[attilatehbun]

Fnnnas;dklrjha;n

DO YOU REALIZE THAT I AM LIKE, TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM WRITING THEM SHOPPING FOR A NEW SHOWER HEAD AND ARGUING OVER NAMES FOR THEIR CAT AND IT IS ALL. YOUR. FAULT.?

[riko]

GIRL WHEN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO ME IT IS LIKE YOU ARE DARING ME TO ENABLE YOU.

AND I AM NOT GOOD AT RESISTING DARES.

please picture me making bigs eyes here.

[attilatehbun]

OHMYGOD WHY I DON'T

I MEAN

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF CAT THEY WOULD GET

IT WOULD BE ALL:

BILLY AND TEDDY ARE IN THE ANIMAL SHELTER AND THEY HAVE KATE IN THERE TO HELP THEM
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN THE FLUFFY ORANGE TABBY
AND THE SEVEN YEAR OLD HAT WITH ONE EYE AND A HALF-CHEWED OFF EAR
AND TEDDY WANTS TO TAKE THEM ALL HOME
AND BILLY'S LIKE, NO WE CAN ONLY HAVE ONE, IT SAYS SO ON THE LEASE
AND TEDDY'S LIKE, BUT THEIR EYEEEEEEEES
MEANWHILE ELI'S STUCK OUTSIDE ALL TAPPING HIS FEET
CAUSE HE CAN'T COME IN
CAUSE HE'LL DIE OF SNEEZE
AND HE'S SENDING KATE FOUR HUNDRED TEXT MSGS ALL
MAKE THEM HURRY UP
PICK THE DAMN CAT FOR THEM
CANT YOU MAKE THIS GO FASTER
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO PICK A CAT
TELL THEM THEY'RE OFF THE TEAM IF THEY DON'T PICK IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES
TEDDY'S TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS LIKE, AWW HE'S CHEWING ON MY FINGER
LETS MAKE CAT MACROS OF HIM
AND BILLY'S LIKE, IF WE GET THE OLD CAT WE'RE NAMING HER NICOLE FURY, END OF STORY

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, RIKO

[riko]

adjgnsdjkgnsdajkgnkjabjhwebjhwer I CAN'T. TEDDY OBVIOUSLY WOULD ADORE THIS OLD CAT AND BILLY WOULD AS WELL DESPITE TRYING TO RESIST AND DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE TRIES TO SLEEP ON HIS FACE AT NIGHT AND BILLY IS JUST LIKE "THERE IS AN ENTIRE BED. WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS WANT MY HALF." AND THEN THE CAT TAKES AN INEXPLICABLE SHINE TO TOMMY AND YET ON SECOND THOUGHT NO ONE IS ACTUALLY SURPRISED.

[attilatehbun]

OH OF COURSE THEY WOULD. BILLY WOULD TOTALLY BE THE ONE SNEAKING HER BITS OF TUNA THAT SHE DOESN'T EVEN EAT, LIKE, SHE JUST LICKS IT A LITTLE BIT AND THEN DRAGS IT TO HER HIDING/STORAGE PLACE UNDER THE COUCH. AND SHE TOTALLY FARTS IN THE BED, THOSE AWFUL STINKY OLD CAT FARTS AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S HORRIBLE NEITHER OF THEM WANTS TO MAKE HER SLEEP NOT ON THE BED

AND TOMMY BRINGS HER A MILLION SHINY CAT TOYS WITH BELLS ON IN A TOTALLY TRANSPARENT PLOY TO JUST PLAY WITH THEM HIMSELF.

[riko]

WHY IS THERE SOMETHING BOTH ENDEARING AND HILARIOUS ABOUT TOMMY PLAYING WITH CAT TOYS? EVERYONE ELSE WOULD JUST BE LIKE "TOMMY YOU COULD BUY YOURSELF ACTUAL PEOPLE TOYS." AND TOMMY WOULD JUST LOOK AT NICOLE FURY AND SHARE A CONSPIRATORIAL NOD AND BE LIKE "HATERS GONNA HATE."

[attilatehbun]

BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE TOTALLY WOULD? I MEAN, THEY HAVE FEATHERS. AND BELLS. AND YOU HAVE TO BE SUPER FAST TO CATCH THEM AND HE IS TOTALLY THE FASTEST. NICOLE FURY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE HIM A RUN FOR HIS MONEY.

HE DOES DRAW THE LINE AT THE RED DOT YOU CAN'T CATCH.

[riko]

HE THEORETICALLY DRAWS THE LINE. YOU KNOW. BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE HE EVER TRIED IT BEFORE. OBVIOUSLY.

[attilatehbun]

OH NO

NEVER
stupid dot