Fic | In Which Billy Really Likes His Cape, and Teddy Likes It Too. Eventually.

[bunnothun]

Title: In Which Billy Really Likes His Cape, and Teddy Likes It Too. Eventually.
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: NC-17
Contains: slight bondage, kinda, terrible fashion sense
Word Count: 2000+ (lol smutlet wat)
Prompt: Billy/Teddy, cape!sex from tsaiko
Author's Notes: ...I have noticed a disturbing

Comments

[ormery]

So, I read this last night and I'm still laughing? If Billy/Cape wasn't my OTP before it sure as hell is now.

Please do not stop being this fabulous ever or I will have to take drastic measures

[attilatehbun]

BILLY/CAPE SHOULD BE EVERYONE'S OTP. IT IS CERTAINLY BILLY'S

seriously, i was flipping through the first YA trade and the page where Iron Lad gets naked takes off his armor and Billy's is all "you can have my cape"? HE IS SO PLEASED WITH IT, LIKE NO ONE WOULD EVER NOT WANT TO WEAR IT

/lovesfears your drastic measures ♥ ♥ ♥

as;ldkfja I need to make more CAPE icons.

[ormery]

IT REALLY IS ISN'T IT
while I don't think he actually writes sonnets to it and takes it to bed with him, I am more or less sure that he would pretend to when other people try to tell him how ridiculous his attachment for it is
you know. call it veronica and insist their love is misunderstood
except that he'd do that convinced that how fond he actually is of it is completely reasonable.

dfkjhgdfg OMG I KNOW. Billy. Billy. THERE ARE THINGS WRONG WITH THAT BOY AND I LOVE ALL OF THEM

♥ you had better be afraid there are saws

.. and yes. you do. you really do.

[attilatehbun]

TOTALLY

Ok, no on the sonnets, but I really really wouldn't be surprised if he slept with it. LIKE A SECURITY BLANKET. IT SHALL BE HIS SQUISHY, AND HE WILL CALL IT SQUISHY, AND IT SHALL BE HIS

true thing: i am watching what not wear right now, and i really want billy to go on it and a;ksdjfain it would be AMAZING. would he out-snark clinton, or just get a massive crush on him omg i need to know. i know i am sad.

/trembles in her boots

[ormery]

IT'S A SUPER-SECURITY BLANKET OKAY

... lmao I have never even seen an episode of British What Not To Wear but nonetheless find the idea comical

/brandishes saw

[attilatehbun]

IT IS EXTRA PROTECTY. ooooooh crap now i have an image in my head of wee!billy like linus from charlie brown, carrying it everywhere with him and it is pretty damn adorable aaaaaaaaa

What Not To Wear is kind of horrific but also totally addictive and wonderful. i started watching it like a car wreck and now i sort of adore it.

EEEEEEK! /hides behind baby owl

[ormery]

[attilatehbun]

...

I WILL TOTALLY ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY anweraoinfbva ♥

lol, it is just random surprise!adorable. perfect

[attilatehbun]

wait wait wait

[ormery]

looool

IT IS A GOOD THING THAT YOU ARE SUCH A RESPONSIBLE ADULT :'D ♥♥

[attilatehbun]

I DO MY VERY BEST /SALUTES

♥

[ormery]

I WILL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT (??) :'D?

[ormery]

I AM DELIGHTED THAT YOU THINK SO