Perkins Edition 5
so we went to perkins. brandon hid the cocaine, i hid the revolver. but the cops came and ruth was talking loud so we shushed her. that made them suspicious. the cops didn't wait to be seated or order anything, they just glared at us and i watched the silver handcuffs dangling out of their pockets. spencer put drugs in his milkshake and lit some pot right at the table, but the cops just laughed. so then i thought it might be okay to take out the revolver and put it back in the holster but the cop came over and asked me what my name was. i didn't know what to say so i looked at our waitress' name tag and said: "jenn." than he said: "come with me jenn, lets go for a walk." and so i thought he was putting the handcuffs on my but he actually just gave me another gun that was bigger and said: "here, try this on for size." and as we were coming back into the entrance he said: "good thing your name wasn't amber, or i would have arrested you faster than molasses in january on opposite day." thank goodness the waitresses name wasn't amber? the end. now obviously this story was stretched out of proportion, though some parts were true- i did go to perkins, jenn was our waitress, there were shifty cops there. and we were all holding weapons/drugs? mmm. no. the end. k i'm tired.
oh and i birthed 2 kids.
oh and i birthed 2 kids.