it's a start
i never know how to start these things and since it's my first one on this site... who really gives a fuck cuz nobody is listening but me.
with that said
i've always wanted to do this so i can look back on wtf was my problem last week or on this day etc. who knows maybe i'll get amnesia.
so my roommate lauren is having a lot of problems being stuck here in LA... i wish i could do something for her, but it seems out my hands since besides being able to put a smile on her face, i serve little other purpose unless you count the fact i'm sucking her wallet dry like an effin leech ... man she spends so much money on me it's ridiculous... love her to death, but i hate to see her like this.. what can ya do?
today was my sister's 22nd bday and yah that's right i remembered to call her all by myself... more on this later
i fucking love the state beaches ... not the gay ass tourist beaches filled with fat fucks, soccer moms and whiny little kids... but the ones where it's you, the beach... and some random underwear model guy doin a photoshoot... so yea i go to malibu like every day? gotta love it
i have a feeling like this livejournal is gonna turn into "what grinds my gears" from the family guy movie and i'm just gonna talk shit about everything... like people who look at me when i'm with lauren and say hie to her, but not me YEA COOL CUZ SHE HAS BOOBS THAT MAKES ME INVISIBLE fucking people dude... or those fucks that go "you are so lucky to have such a gurl" "your gurl is so beautiful" ... yea and i care why... she's my roommate first of all and she doesn't give a shit about what your lowlife beach trotting ass has to say cuz 1) you smell and 2) you're like 40, wtf? and 3) if you want to get laid, crawl inside the ass of a chicken and wait. kthx
kay im done for tonite... maybe within the next YEAR i'll update the way this shit looks
fohsheezy keep it reezy
<3
with that said
i've always wanted to do this so i can look back on wtf was my problem last week or on this day etc. who knows maybe i'll get amnesia.
so my roommate lauren is having a lot of problems being stuck here in LA... i wish i could do something for her, but it seems out my hands since besides being able to put a smile on her face, i serve little other purpose unless you count the fact i'm sucking her wallet dry like an effin leech ... man she spends so much money on me it's ridiculous... love her to death, but i hate to see her like this.. what can ya do?
today was my sister's 22nd bday and yah that's right i remembered to call her all by myself... more on this later
i fucking love the state beaches ... not the gay ass tourist beaches filled with fat fucks, soccer moms and whiny little kids... but the ones where it's you, the beach... and some random underwear model guy doin a photoshoot... so yea i go to malibu like every day? gotta love it
i have a feeling like this livejournal is gonna turn into "what grinds my gears" from the family guy movie and i'm just gonna talk shit about everything... like people who look at me when i'm with lauren and say hie to her, but not me YEA COOL CUZ SHE HAS BOOBS THAT MAKES ME INVISIBLE fucking people dude... or those fucks that go "you are so lucky to have such a gurl" "your gurl is so beautiful" ... yea and i care why... she's my roommate first of all and she doesn't give a shit about what your lowlife beach trotting ass has to say cuz 1) you smell and 2) you're like 40, wtf? and 3) if you want to get laid, crawl inside the ass of a chicken and wait. kthx
kay im done for tonite... maybe within the next YEAR i'll update the way this shit looks
fohsheezy keep it reezy
<3