And They Called it Bunny Love
I got a new bunny from the Humane Society yesterday! She's a great big lop bun named Tator. I'm calling her Lucinda. Don't tell my parents, please.
Anywho, I took Ez in to meet with Tator in a 'pet-meet' room. It went like this:
Both bunnies are put down on the floor. They look around for predators.
Ezra: That's a huge bitch! I'd like to tap that.
Ezra: *sniff*
Tator: How's it goin.'
Ez: Hey.
Tator: decides this is the perfect time to groom herself.
Ezra: hops over to me and claws at my leg.
Tator: I'd kill for some hay right now.
Ez: Pick me up!
Shannon: you're supposed to be mingling.
Ezra: Pick me up, dammit!
...Meeting number 2...
Ezra comes into the apartment and sees Tate in his cage.
Ezra: Oh no, bitch, you did *not* just sit in my cage.
Tator: Baby boy, you better step off.
Ez: This is *my* house, so you better back the fuck up.
Tate: Nevah!
Ezra: I keel you!
teeth: gnash
fur: flies
Shannon: gets bitten
It's only the first day, so I'm optimistic.
Anywho, I took Ez in to meet with Tator in a 'pet-meet' room. It went like this:
Both bunnies are put down on the floor. They look around for predators.
Ezra: That's a huge bitch! I'd like to tap that.
Ezra: *sniff*
Tator: How's it goin.'
Ez: Hey.
Tator: decides this is the perfect time to groom herself.
Ezra: hops over to me and claws at my leg.
Tator: I'd kill for some hay right now.
Ez: Pick me up!
Shannon: you're supposed to be mingling.
Ezra: Pick me up, dammit!
...Meeting number 2...
Ezra comes into the apartment and sees Tate in his cage.
Ezra: Oh no, bitch, you did *not* just sit in my cage.
Tator: Baby boy, you better step off.
Ez: This is *my* house, so you better back the fuck up.
Tate: Nevah!
Ezra: I keel you!
teeth: gnash
fur: flies
Shannon: gets bitten
It's only the first day, so I'm optimistic.