Oh NO, Rosie Roo!

[bunn]

Pp let Rosie out into the garden for her late-night pee.  20 seconds later I hear barking growling and snarling in the garden, but by the time I had got over there, there was silence, and before I could find some shoes, she came hurtling back in again, with a cut on her nose and smelling VERY STRONGLY of some animal musk

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[puddleshark]

Phew. Thank heavens she got off so lightly...

You really don't want to tangle with the badger-folk, Rosie.

[bunn]

Her nose is a bit swollen today. I'm hoping it will subside overnight and we won't have to do vet visits...

[timetiger]

Poor Rosie! I'm glad it wasn't any worse.

I have never seen a badger except for once in a zoo. The encounter you describe is strangely at odds with my image of stern but kindly Mr. Badger in his down-at- heel slippers and whose bed linen smells beautifully of lavender.

[bunn]

This sort of badger is definitely a much less civilised sort of chap!

[howlin_wolf_66]

Poor Rosie! I hope she is not too unsettled by this? :-(

[bunn]

Oh, this is the kind of thing she takes very much in her stride. Hunting injuries are expected by the Rosie Roo, and she runs through them: the terror produced by a falling pencil (or goat) is what really gets to her!

I think it's that she doesn't handle life well outside of her own very strict parameters. My lurcher rescue contact thinks she was probably born and brought up for her first few months in a shed with very little contact with people or dogs other than her own family :-/

[howlin_wolf_66]

I may not be able to offer much protection from badgers... but pencils, I can do! :D

[ylla]

carnivores with honking big claws

What about Henning? :)

Poor Rosie - I hope the badger also has a scratch on its nose!

[bunn]

That IS a valid point. Henning is also terrifying! But badger claws are even bigger!

[pixel39]

Oh Rosie!! Dogs never do learn to leave badgers alone.

Meles meles, the Eurasian badger, is a member of family Mustelidae and as such is characteristically grumpy*. They are primarily vermivores--their favorite food being earthworms--but are generally omnivorous, and will eat anything small enough that they can catch, including over 30 types of fruit including blackberries and strawberries. They are nocturnal with peak activity periods during dusk and dawn.

*Most members of family Mustelidae are cranky to various degrees. Otters, for instance, are nature's most adorable assholes.

[bunn]

Brythen is much more sensible about them, and doesn't get close enough to get thwacked. But Rosie has the sense of a small jelly-baby, honestly. To start with, I thought that she didn't work things out very well because she was scared all the time. But by now, I have rather come to the conclusion that as well as that, she is also just not very bright.

Poor Rosie. At least she's good-looking!

[pixel39]

They can't all be geniuses. Which is probably a good thing, because then they'd start working together to open doors and cupboards and treat canisters.

My sister once lived with a Shepherd/??? mix who was very friendly and loving, but was regularly outsmarted by...pretty much everything, including furniture, trees, and other inanimate objects. The prevailing theory was oxygen deprivation due to Digger having spent her puppyhood at the bottom of the pile of her siblings.

[bunn]

Gosh, you'd expect a Shepherd X to be bright, too. I suppose if it's an actual disability any animal could be affected...

Oh god, the opening of the doors. Lurchers are often so very good at it. Brythen can do them, but fortunately is not very food-motivated, so he mostly uses his skills for when he fancies popping out for a pee, which in the summer is quite handy. Sadly we have been unable to persuade him to learn to close the door after himself, so in the winter it can get a bit chilly!