Here. It asks things like 'choose a statement: I hate technology | I love technology'
THAT IS AN IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE. I both loathe and love technology. It is the yin-yang of my life. What kind of insanely simplistic reality forces a choice like that?
Also 'It is better to : be yourself | be polite'. Well, that would depend how much of an arsehole you habitually are. If you are the kind of lovely person who is overly polite and nobody can work out whether you actually want a biscuit or a cup of tea, then for god's sake stop being so damn polite and just tell us what your biscuit choice is. We really would prefer that.
However, if like me you are the kind of person where everyone you know is already bored with your opinions and there is visible wincing when you open your mouth, sit down, shut up and work on the 'polite' thing.
I was a Neutral Good Human Ranger, which is,frankly, a very dull outcome, so I'm not posting the whole thing as I am sulking about it.
In other news, I heard a noise this morning that I did not recognise at first, a sort of slightly resonant rhythmic thud with a sort of slight crunch to it. After a moment's confused listening, I worked out that it was a thrush hitting a snail on a stone. That was once an utterly familiar, normal and domestic kind of sound, and I am somewhat shocked that things have now reached the stage where I hear woodpeckers and owls far more often than a thrush.