On the behaviour of hens

[bunn]

If you were walking somewhere long distance (a several day walk), and for some reason, you needed to take a hen with you, how long do you think you would be able to carry the hen before it would become pecky and wriggly and generally not keen on being carried?  How long do you think it would need to spend pecking and doing hen things before you

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[wellinghall]

How long could I carry a hen, just on its own without any cage etc? A few minutes.

How long would it need to spend pecking etc? A few minutes. But you would have to factor in extra time - possibly a lot of extra time - to pick it up again.

I would make a cage. Or, better, a bag. If my father needs to carry a (few) bird(s) any distance, he puts it (them) in a sack.

The hen could walk (but see above comment about picking it up). Goose drovers would traditionally tar the feet of their geese, then walk them to market.

Another problem about carrying a hen on its own - you will get crapped on.

[bunn]

I don't think you have anything to make a bag from, unfortunately - civilisation has collapsed, and you only have what you are wearing. You could make a basket, that probably would be the easiest option.

[wellinghall]

A basket with a lid would be good.

And you don't have to obtain hens in the name of research. You can obtain them in the name of eggs.

[bunn]

Thank you!

I could, but I'd be a bit concerned that the many predators that share our house might consider them a free lunch. It would need a lot of supervising to start off with!

[wosny]

Hens are very adaptable...and variable!
I think the person in question would need to have a good relationship with the hen before the journey, and maybe you could look into a hood, of the sort that falconers use. I am sure that in the dark a hen would be far easier to transport, and the hood could be removed at times when the transporter was resting so that the hen could move and peck/eat. I am afraid that pooing would probably not be controlled in this way, so carrying it on an arm would be the wisest.
good luck for the journey.
(Guinny is totally cool with birds after her early experiences, so it is possible for your voyageur, if necessary, to be accompanied by a sight hound.)

[bunn]

The hood idea sounds a bit fiddly, but the general idea of darkness might be helpful. Perhaps the traveller could sacrifice a corner of her cloak to craft a small chicken-hood.

Brythen is good with birds too, although I would not trust Rosie with them. Tbh, not trusting Rosie is usually a good principle. :-D

What was Guinny's early experience? Somehow, I am tempted to imagine her orphaned and raised by a family of chickens... :-D

[wosny]

Sadly no such tale to tell!
Oh, I have just remembered that it is a weird thing, but you can carry chickens upside down by their feet, and they go all limp. And they are surprisingly heavy. I don't know how long you could manage to carry them like that, but it is always useful if your heroine needs silence from her bird.

[houseboatonstyx]

I suspect it would be unhealthy for the bird -- lack of circulation to and from the brain, perhaps.

[ladyofastolat]

I know nothing about hens.

I am, though, wondering if there's a recognised scale of the collapsiness of a civilisation:

1. The Polite Sandwich is no longer left untouched, but is grabbed voraciously by uncouth rogues
2. People stop observing proper queue etiquette
3. Gas, water and electricity goes off
4. The BBC stops broadcasting
5. You can't buy a hen cage, not anywhere, not for love not money. OMG, WE'RE DOOMED!

:-D

[bunn]

I am just this minute re-reading, or re-skimming, anyway, Bryan Ward-Perkin's 'The fall of Rome and the end of civilisation' and it seems to think that the fall of civilisation goes EXACTLY LIKE THAT only there is more about ceramics, roof tiles and the tragic reduction in graffiti telling the world how good your prostitute was.

Also, less electricity.

But otherwise, exactly that.

[mme_n_b]

I would tie it up in one of my skirts before starting out.

[bunn]

Cunning. Not sure she has that much spare fabric though.

[mme_n_b]

Is her skirt wide enough to walk in and longer than knee-length? She can cut off a third or so and use for a chicken. If not she should cut off a thin strip of material to tie up the chicken's wings and another for the beak, then stick the thing into her top. Not only will she still be dressed modestly, but she'd have an additional double rape defense - any potential rapist not turned off by poop-stained blouse may be distracted by having a chicken thrown in his face.

[topum]

We are surrounded by chickens here in Moldova now. They just run freely wherever they want. They wake us up in the morning too. I need to ask our hosts if there is a Moldovan way to carry hens. Ducks, geese and turkeys are everywhere too. We have geese eggs for breakfast.

[bunn]

I guess the geese and turkeys help to deter foxes!

[topum]

Foxes still steal chickens here, but yeah I guess it is safer with geese and turkeys. Geese become quite aggressive if one comes too close and make a lot of noise too.
Our hosts had a hen taken by an eagle today.

[bunn]

We have neighbours who keep geese for just that reason! Not the eagles though. That sounds like a more unusual kind of hen problem!