Dear brain
No, you may not have a nap
No, you may not have another cup of tea.
No, you may not pet the cat.
No, you may not use social media.
No, you may not paint.
No, sneakily researching painting reference images does not count as productivity.
Just do the bloody work, OK?
NO NO NO DO NOT GO TO SLEEP! WAKE UP WAKE UP!
Oh all right. You may have more coffee. If you must. And you may give the dogs a 2-minute training session, it's supposed to be good for their brains, maybe it will do something for human brains too.
No, you may not have another cup of tea.
No, you may not pet the cat.
No, you may not use social media.
No, you may not paint.
No, sneakily researching painting reference images does not count as productivity.
Just do the bloody work, OK?
NO NO NO DO NOT GO TO SLEEP! WAKE UP WAKE UP!
Oh all right. You may have more coffee. If you must. And you may give the dogs a 2-minute training session, it's supposed to be good for their brains, maybe it will do something for human brains too.