Random thoughts on re-rewatching Return of the King

[bunn]

1) My goodness the Rohirrim are hard.  I mean, they are quite tough in the book, but here 6,000 Rohirrim go through the Armies of Sauron, including Oliphaunts, like a knife through butter.   I think Rohirric horses may be closely related to rhinos.    I don't care though. I love the charge of the Rohirrim at the battle of the Pelennor Fields in

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[huinare]

Point #3 amused me.

Sadly, I find it difficult to watch the films these days due to drastic character butchery cinematic license taken with many of my favorite characters. Fellowship is the only one I can sit through without swearing colorfully at it. A bit of a shame, since the music and aesthetics of the films still make me happy.

[bunn]

Oh, I'm not too fussed. There were bound to be other sources with different views on the characters & alternative tellings to the Red Book of Westmarch, I'm just assuming they are working with some of those. :-)

The setting is very beautifully done, I can watch the films just for that. I've even got over the annoying maize field in Fellowship of the Ring and the fact that Rohan's soil looks thin and stony rather than rich and loamy, and the bad artificial leaves you can see occasionally around the Ents. I'm glad they replaced the petunias though. (Films seen through a gardener's eye are odd things :-D )

[andrewducker]

Ooh - annoying maize field?

[bunn]

Right at the start of their journey, Frodo and Sam are walking through a field of maize when Sam loses sight of Frodo - then Merry and Pippin appear through the maize running from Farmer Maggot

[andrewducker]

Aaah, of course, that makes perfect sense. I think that I saw it as wheat, and would probably not register that it wasn't.

[bunn]

I'm guessing that was a difficult scene for the location-finder people (if they thought about the whole maize thing at all), because there really aren't that many crops that grow densely above head height without support that you *could* get lost in.

Wheat, oats and barley will grow maybe 2-3 feet tall, but I'm not sure even a hobbit could not get lost in them. Beans or raspberry canes would be tall enough, but are always grown on supports so would probably look too modern and be hard to push through (and difficult to position the cameras, perhaps). When you see the standard scene in a film where people get lost and can't find each other in a crop-field, it's *always* maize.

A 2-year-old hazel coppice-wood would have been good, but I'm guessing NZ doesn't have a lot of old, wellmaintained coppices. Or orchards of tall, old-fashioned appletrees (modern industrial apple orchards would look wrong again, I suspect).

WHY YES I seriously overanalyse plants in films. :-D

[bunn]

... of course, a hazel coppice or an orchard might well register with most of the audience as just 'woods' - and since they are trying to make the point that they are still safe inside the Shire at that point, that would be the wrong impression.

So I can see why they would use maize, which at least comes across to everyone as obviously a cultivated crop.

There's a pumpkin in the pub at the end of Return of the King, which is equally transatlantic - but for some reason I found that less bothersome. Though it would have been nice to see a traditional Gigantic Onion instead, as widely grown in competitions across England for many generations.

[wellinghall]

Some grain crops (especially rye, I think) used to grow taller - one of the changes in modern cultivars has been to make them shorter, and so more easily harvested.

[bunn]

There are certainly some very tall varieties of oat, some of which are grown as very lovely decorative plants. I've never had a good site for one, but Stipa Gigantea, the Golden Oat, is an *awesome* plant which will grow well above head height.

But I don't think that solves the problem for the poor location-finder who has been given the job of hiring a suitably-furnished field to film in for a couple of days. I mean, if they'd hired it for a year and planted it up with Golden Oat, I *would* be cheering, but it does seem a lot to ask.

[bunn]

... whereas you can go anywhere and find a field of maize, and as it's such a cheap crop I imagine it's not hard to find someone who will cheerfully sell you the right to charge about filming in it.

[andrewducker]

I just saw this, and the first point reminded me of this conversation:
http://www.adventuresinscifipublishing.com/2011/10/five-things-you-should-never-do-in-epic-fantasy/

[bunn]

LOL, good article! Though I think the person who objects to Punch and Judy in Pratchett is missing the point of Pratchett somewhat!

[andrewducker]

Yeah, I made the same comment on my own journal as regards the Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay universe - it's at least partially satirical, so I expect realism to take a back seat to what's fun/funny some of the time.

[wellinghall]

The live action film of 101 Dalmatians has a vat of molasses on the English farm. And a raccoon.

[jane_somebody]

You totally are not the only person you have encoutered who noticed and cared - I guess it just hasn't come up in conversation! It really seriously bugged me too, and yes exactly that to throwing me out of the feeling that this really was the Shire (acheived excellently up till that point.) If it was an American film I would have put it down to the classic 2-nations-divided-by-a-common-language thing of not realising that your corn=maize is not the same as our corn=wheat