Overheard today:
"OH GOD!!!! NOW THERE's A BULL!!!!" (very shrill)
"No, it's OK, it's just a cow. Just walk past" (authoritative, but somewhat nervously)
"Oh, OK a cow? I'll carry the dog. "
Let's examine the evidence:
Actually he is an absolute gentleman and really one could not hope to meet a nicer bovine. But really, how could anyone think that is a cow?