i wish i were in the closet (from the meme)
GOD DO I WISH I WERE IN THAT CLOSET WITH R KELLY
and for a damn good reason to.
so i could have killed him in chapter 1, so this
wouldn't even exist.
and we wouldn't have to hear him echo the last word of every chapter (closet closet closet closet closet closet closet closet closet closet closet closet) (vibrate vibrate vibrate vibrate vibrate vibrate vibrate vibrate).
and see that nasty ass sex scene like porno on MTV when he gets to his wife's house, or imagine her doin that fat ass cop.
basically, the world would be a better place if i had been in that closet with R Kelly.