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So hello there. Once again I'm bored to death and have succumed to updating. Yeah so I'm watching MTV this morning and I saw all these stuff that just annoyed the hell out of me so of course I have to comment on it.
First off was the god damn Coldplay video for "Speed of Sound" - heh, this one is like the jackpot of bashing. Okay someone seriously needs to tell them to stop with all the shaking and shit cause uh, they look like they're having cearars or something. Also with all the friggin bending backwards and swinging their arms in the air...are they drunk, or high, or both? Although that thing in the back with the light...I so want it...it's...entrancing, so anyway I'm going to steal it from them the end. But then at the end it's like a shot of their heads and the camera's really still focusing on it and then out of nowhere it just tilts...like wtf? Get a new camera man, hello...how dumb, seriously. It was a mistake, they know it, but they kept it so their video could look "artistic"...dumbasses. But if you see it, you'd understand...ahahaha...nevermind you'd have to hear the song to get that lame-ass joke I made.
Then the Destiny's Child video for "I Cater 2 u" or 4 u or whatever. Okay so their first song "Girl" obviously didn't show they were lesbian enuff cuase in this one their sitting together...naked. How fucking lovely is that. Then the lyrics...WTF...and that so deserved caps because a god damn two year old could write better ones. Like seriously, I'll fix your doo-rag? But I don't like it all...they're making themselves out to be like slaves for men...they're saying they'll do all this stuff while the guy just sits on his ass. Now don't get me wrong I'd feel the same way for my baby, like wanting to do everything for him, but they made themselves out to be slaves...and that is not what women are...that kinda sounded weird so um yeah, ignore it.
Onto Rob Thomas's video for "This How A Heart Breaks". What the fuck is he running from??? He justs keeps running and running...not from like the girl who broke his heart or whatever but from this hooded figure...wtf. Was it supposed to be like a dementor? Were they making fun of Harry Potter? The world will never know. But the one part where he fell in the middle of the street with oncoming traffic...hahahaha I laffed my ass off at that part.
Then there was this video for some group called Gorillaz...it was cartoon and I thought the band was like a rockband so I was like, "Oh this is kind of creative." And then it showed the real group and they were rappers and I puked.
Also I hate those fucking Ban commercials. They're so dumb...advertising deordant with girls shaking their ass in what looks like an oversized wifebeater...idiots. And then at the ens they're like, "What would you ban?" Hmm, what would I ban? Your fucking dumbass ban commercials is what I would ban...you fucking nimrods.
And my dad was annoying me cause he's like, "You're showing signs of beinf bi-polar." But I found it funny so I laffed...aha. And then he wouldn't stop commenting on my fucking high-pitched laffter...it was funny like him mimicking me so I laffed some more and then he was like, "Do you smoke weed in the morning? Are you hitting the bottle? What the hell makes you like this in the morning?" And it's true cause I'm seriously high this morning...but that's cause my baby made me so happy yesterday and I'm still in a good mood from talking with him...I love you baby.
Welll I'm done here...after like forever...toodles people, I'm outtie.
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First off was the god damn Coldplay video for "Speed of Sound" - heh, this one is like the jackpot of bashing. Okay someone seriously needs to tell them to stop with all the shaking and shit cause uh, they look like they're having cearars or something. Also with all the friggin bending backwards and swinging their arms in the air...are they drunk, or high, or both? Although that thing in the back with the light...I so want it...it's...entrancing, so anyway I'm going to steal it from them the end. But then at the end it's like a shot of their heads and the camera's really still focusing on it and then out of nowhere it just tilts...like wtf? Get a new camera man, hello...how dumb, seriously. It was a mistake, they know it, but they kept it so their video could look "artistic"...dumbasses. But if you see it, you'd understand...ahahaha...nevermind you'd have to hear the song to get that lame-ass joke I made.
Then the Destiny's Child video for "I Cater 2 u" or 4 u or whatever. Okay so their first song "Girl" obviously didn't show they were lesbian enuff cuase in this one their sitting together...naked. How fucking lovely is that. Then the lyrics...WTF...and that so deserved caps because a god damn two year old could write better ones. Like seriously, I'll fix your doo-rag? But I don't like it all...they're making themselves out to be like slaves for men...they're saying they'll do all this stuff while the guy just sits on his ass. Now don't get me wrong I'd feel the same way for my baby, like wanting to do everything for him, but they made themselves out to be slaves...and that is not what women are...that kinda sounded weird so um yeah, ignore it.
Onto Rob Thomas's video for "This How A Heart Breaks". What the fuck is he running from??? He justs keeps running and running...not from like the girl who broke his heart or whatever but from this hooded figure...wtf. Was it supposed to be like a dementor? Were they making fun of Harry Potter? The world will never know. But the one part where he fell in the middle of the street with oncoming traffic...hahahaha I laffed my ass off at that part.
Then there was this video for some group called Gorillaz...it was cartoon and I thought the band was like a rockband so I was like, "Oh this is kind of creative." And then it showed the real group and they were rappers and I puked.
Also I hate those fucking Ban commercials. They're so dumb...advertising deordant with girls shaking their ass in what looks like an oversized wifebeater...idiots. And then at the ens they're like, "What would you ban?" Hmm, what would I ban? Your fucking dumbass ban commercials is what I would ban...you fucking nimrods.
And my dad was annoying me cause he's like, "You're showing signs of beinf bi-polar." But I found it funny so I laffed...aha. And then he wouldn't stop commenting on my fucking high-pitched laffter...it was funny like him mimicking me so I laffed some more and then he was like, "Do you smoke weed in the morning? Are you hitting the bottle? What the hell makes you like this in the morning?" And it's true cause I'm seriously high this morning...but that's cause my baby made me so happy yesterday and I'm still in a good mood from talking with him...I love you baby.
Welll I'm done here...after like forever...toodles people, I'm outtie.
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