I hope this make YOU happy
So yes hello there everyone. I'm not really in the mood to update but someone *extremely obnoxious COUGH*,who lives in a very boring a town where nothing interesting happens and they have no amusement all day long, has forced me to write an entry *mumblygrumble*.
Well skool's out and I haven't been doing much lately. Yesterday was quite amazing though. Me and my friends were in the mood for an adventure so we ventured into the Sahara desert. For a desert it was quite interesting. We saw many creatures such as centaurs and unicorns...and we also saw some flying pigs. Did I happen to mention the rainbow? Yeah we walked to the end of it and found a pot of gold. Luck right?? Well there was also a magical leprechaun there who must've had some nerve disorder because he kept randomly shouting "Let go of me lucky charms." It was so weird!! So then after that we decided to visit some of our friends on Neptune. I love riding about in space. Have I never mentioned it? Well yes I take frequent trips there when I am bored. Then after that we went back to my house and took some leaves off this strange plant in front of our house and began to smoke it...huh, I still wonder what that plant was... Then we went to Acme and raced our shopping carts around the store scaring all the old ladies. It was quite a site though, I mean how many times do you see a jet-powered shopping cart, huh? Then after successfully ramming our carts into the meat section we rolled about in the many slices of cow, pig, and other animals that littered the adjacent aisles. Well then we were all dirty so we each grabbed a bottle of Poland Springs jumped inside and washed ourselves sparkling clean. However, Maria's eyeliner happened to come off in my suggesting she just a tattoo of eyeliner around her eyes...that way it is permanent, hurray! So we left Acme, but only after we purchased some Jello powder and snorted it like cocaine...yes the old ladies will never return there again...anyway, we power walked to Wildwood. Once there we headed for one of the many numerous tattoo parlors that exist there. While Maria, got black ink injected into the skin around her eyes, Sam got a tattoo of a cow jumping over a moose on her shoulder and of myself, I got a tattoo of a deranged man holding a stuffed rabbit toy on my ankle. We left the parlor, very happily, and while strolling nonchalantly on the boards we happened to pass by a man carrying a rather large case filled with hermit crabs. I happened to find this highly amusing and in a fit of giggles and snorts I crashed into the young fellow consequently causing him to topple over along with all the hermit crabs. Unfortunately though, there happened to be a very large container filled with boiling water inside which the hermit crabs fell. Well the lad I happened to chance became quite angered with moi and was about to throw a rather large canary at me when I suggested he make hermit crab soup, sell it for money, and live merrily on a private island somewhere far away. He slowly lowered the squawking canary and smiled to himself. "My, what a fantabulous idea that is.", he announced in a rather homosexual manner. He proceeded to formulate a very interesting soup consisting of hermit crabs, water, frisbees, and monkey tails. Crowds began to gather at this wondrous site and the man was instantly a millionaire. Instead of investing his money in a private island, however, he invested it in a band called STORM. I can happily say that all the members of the band our extremely wealthy and the drummer's daughter is now able to go to college and buy a Vesper...life is lovely, is it not? But anyone among the gathering crowds of people was a deranged man holding a stuffed bunny toy. Samantha happened to notice this and immediately shouted, "AWWWWWWW!" in her very sammy-like way. A young man of about 18 years sporting a very fashionable leather jacket, a blue mohawk, and 11 piercings in his eyebrow alone was quite fascinated by the sound that was ejected from Samantha's mouth and said, in an English accent nonetheless, "Why Madame, what has made thine glorious vocal chords form such a wretched sound, which a beauty such as thineself should not have made?" Sam, standing there dumbstruck, grabbed a random pillow floating in the sky and jumped into the ocean leaving myself and Maria to deal with the punk/rocker/English person. Maria, sounding very high which is not rare, declared, "Well ya see...me and my monks were at this tattoo parlor where I had this done," *points to the black rim around her eyes*, "and Angela here *snort* got a tattoo of a deranged man holding a stuffed bunny toy and if you look over there *random HA* there's a deranged looking dude holding a stuffed bunny toy." I then saw Maria's eyes widen and like a flash of light she ran over to a guy dressed head-to-toe in black wearing a a black doo-rag and carrying num-chuks. Behind was a flock of mafia-pigeons. I was then left to deal with this strange person. He turned to me and said, in a very pirate-like way, "Ay mate, I see you got that there sixth sense." I was dumbfounded but when I turn to walk away from the apparent psychodic I saw some dead people walking merrily on the sand in front of the ocean. Well then I was left alone and feeling quite sad when all of a sudden I boy in wheelchair wearing only SouthPole boxers and carrying a bowling ball rolled up to me and said, "Why hello there Angel...a." As I looked into his eyes I fell in love at once. I then sat down in his lap and we apparated into a land which I still do not know and here I am typing my account of what happened as my prince feeds my grapes and fans me with a fern, although it is quite hard to do this while he tries to get a strike on the bowling alley thing next to us. Oh the muffins are done baking I must go get them from the oven...I shall return after I have gourged on my lovely muffins.
And I have amazed myself yet once again with my mad writing abilities seeing as I've been sitting in this seat the whole time typing non-stop the first thing that pops into my head. I hope this was a very amusing tale for everyone to read...now I must get back to my real life which is dull and boring...meow. Later you sexy bitches you. Hehe I love saying that.
Well skool's out and I haven't been doing much lately. Yesterday was quite amazing though. Me and my friends were in the mood for an adventure so we ventured into the Sahara desert. For a desert it was quite interesting. We saw many creatures such as centaurs and unicorns...and we also saw some flying pigs. Did I happen to mention the rainbow? Yeah we walked to the end of it and found a pot of gold. Luck right?? Well there was also a magical leprechaun there who must've had some nerve disorder because he kept randomly shouting "Let go of me lucky charms." It was so weird!! So then after that we decided to visit some of our friends on Neptune. I love riding about in space. Have I never mentioned it? Well yes I take frequent trips there when I am bored. Then after that we went back to my house and took some leaves off this strange plant in front of our house and began to smoke it...huh, I still wonder what that plant was... Then we went to Acme and raced our shopping carts around the store scaring all the old ladies. It was quite a site though, I mean how many times do you see a jet-powered shopping cart, huh? Then after successfully ramming our carts into the meat section we rolled about in the many slices of cow, pig, and other animals that littered the adjacent aisles. Well then we were all dirty so we each grabbed a bottle of Poland Springs jumped inside and washed ourselves sparkling clean. However, Maria's eyeliner happened to come off in my suggesting she just a tattoo of eyeliner around her eyes...that way it is permanent, hurray! So we left Acme, but only after we purchased some Jello powder and snorted it like cocaine...yes the old ladies will never return there again...anyway, we power walked to Wildwood. Once there we headed for one of the many numerous tattoo parlors that exist there. While Maria, got black ink injected into the skin around her eyes, Sam got a tattoo of a cow jumping over a moose on her shoulder and of myself, I got a tattoo of a deranged man holding a stuffed rabbit toy on my ankle. We left the parlor, very happily, and while strolling nonchalantly on the boards we happened to pass by a man carrying a rather large case filled with hermit crabs. I happened to find this highly amusing and in a fit of giggles and snorts I crashed into the young fellow consequently causing him to topple over along with all the hermit crabs. Unfortunately though, there happened to be a very large container filled with boiling water inside which the hermit crabs fell. Well the lad I happened to chance became quite angered with moi and was about to throw a rather large canary at me when I suggested he make hermit crab soup, sell it for money, and live merrily on a private island somewhere far away. He slowly lowered the squawking canary and smiled to himself. "My, what a fantabulous idea that is.", he announced in a rather homosexual manner. He proceeded to formulate a very interesting soup consisting of hermit crabs, water, frisbees, and monkey tails. Crowds began to gather at this wondrous site and the man was instantly a millionaire. Instead of investing his money in a private island, however, he invested it in a band called STORM. I can happily say that all the members of the band our extremely wealthy and the drummer's daughter is now able to go to college and buy a Vesper...life is lovely, is it not? But anyone among the gathering crowds of people was a deranged man holding a stuffed bunny toy. Samantha happened to notice this and immediately shouted, "AWWWWWWW!" in her very sammy-like way. A young man of about 18 years sporting a very fashionable leather jacket, a blue mohawk, and 11 piercings in his eyebrow alone was quite fascinated by the sound that was ejected from Samantha's mouth and said, in an English accent nonetheless, "Why Madame, what has made thine glorious vocal chords form such a wretched sound, which a beauty such as thineself should not have made?" Sam, standing there dumbstruck, grabbed a random pillow floating in the sky and jumped into the ocean leaving myself and Maria to deal with the punk/rocker/English person. Maria, sounding very high which is not rare, declared, "Well ya see...me and my monks were at this tattoo parlor where I had this done," *points to the black rim around her eyes*, "and Angela here *snort* got a tattoo of a deranged man holding a stuffed bunny toy and if you look over there *random HA* there's a deranged looking dude holding a stuffed bunny toy." I then saw Maria's eyes widen and like a flash of light she ran over to a guy dressed head-to-toe in black wearing a a black doo-rag and carrying num-chuks. Behind was a flock of mafia-pigeons. I was then left to deal with this strange person. He turned to me and said, in a very pirate-like way, "Ay mate, I see you got that there sixth sense." I was dumbfounded but when I turn to walk away from the apparent psychodic I saw some dead people walking merrily on the sand in front of the ocean. Well then I was left alone and feeling quite sad when all of a sudden I boy in wheelchair wearing only SouthPole boxers and carrying a bowling ball rolled up to me and said, "Why hello there Angel...a." As I looked into his eyes I fell in love at once. I then sat down in his lap and we apparated into a land which I still do not know and here I am typing my account of what happened as my prince feeds my grapes and fans me with a fern, although it is quite hard to do this while he tries to get a strike on the bowling alley thing next to us. Oh the muffins are done baking I must go get them from the oven...I shall return after I have gourged on my lovely muffins.
And I have amazed myself yet once again with my mad writing abilities seeing as I've been sitting in this seat the whole time typing non-stop the first thing that pops into my head. I hope this was a very amusing tale for everyone to read...now I must get back to my real life which is dull and boring...meow. Later you sexy bitches you. Hehe I love saying that.