haaaaa

Sep 06, 2005 23:26

back at moho and having such a gooood fuckinnn time so far. let me recount the highlight of the evening...

melissa, heather, and vanessa drive to liquor store to get champagne for pre-concovation party. upon pulling into the parking lot, they notice a bicycle sitting there. a youngish (our age), sketchyyy dude comes out of the store with some booze announcing "dont hit my bike, dont hit my bike." after kindly not destroying his mode of transportation, he jumped on and began biking away while being sure to thank me three times for not hitting it. so i continued driving on to a parking spot, parked, and was about to get out of my car whennnn...bicycle man was suddenly right smack outside vanessa;s window. " heyyy ladies i was about to bike away but then i looked in and said 'WHOA look at all the ladies in there.' " i then noticed his lack of teeth, or perhaps he just had very large gaps between them. and the ones he did have were black. whatever the case may be, he was pretty sexy. we all began laughing hysterically (which i actually felt somewhat badly about because we were blatantly laughing at him). after vanessa promptly locked the door, he questioned our uncontrolled laughter. "what's so funny? am i ugly or something? or are you high? you're high arent you?" YESSS IM SO FUCKING HIGHHHH AHHHHHH im sooo stoned i just cant stop laughinggg. so then he was like SWEET i have some more if you wanna smoke. "she doesnt need anymore," vanessa responded. so then he asked us how old we were. he said he was 25, but we didnt believe him, so he slipped his ID through the small crack in the window. then after lying and telling him we were on a roadtrip from michigan (we thought he'd come stalk us if we said we went to moho), he departed with these words..."well if you ever wanna chill...i drink, i smoke, and i ain't bad lookin' "

ok maybe it doesnt sound as funny now but i nearly dieddddd

anyway... bed time, early morning riding followed by EARLY MORNING DRINKING for our pre-convocation partayyyy. pictures will be up tomorrow perhaps.
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