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There is nothing like Belle & Sebastian to aid in writing a post, so as to music turn your heads towards "Wincing the Night Away" a fabulous album, and if you're not on my wavelength then step the fuck off because you're screwing with my vibes: and what vibes they are, the types women get off on. Mmmm mmm mm.
Anyway; I will be busy during March, but it will be very sexy. This first week will be spent at Sea Ranch amongst the waves with kegs of beer and all sorts of boozy goodness and English breakfasts. It will be yumtastic and I will most likely be bringing a bevy of my awesome along with me. That starts early Thursday pre-noon and goes until Sunday later in the afternoon, so it is sure to be busy yet fun. I will be drunk or buzzed most of the trip with my buds, all naked and chummy in the hot tub. There is an image for you... naked Joel.
The week after that I will be entertaining my girlfriend, a sweet little hottness that is extremely sexy and awesome. So I'll be busy from Wednesday until later-night Sunday that week as well due to the style and means given towards entertainment. The end of that week is also Juliette's birthday and being that she is the youngest of my neices it would be unfortunate to miss out on the young one's special day. So that week will be choke full of busy and vacationing as well.
I think the week of the 17th I have nothing going on, so everyone ill be welcomed to pull and chomp at my bits as much as neccessary, because the following week the boys of the Thursday Drunks are leaving behind wives, girls, and all other ladies to hit Vegas... with all the power and fury that 5 nerds can unleash. Nate has mentioned wanting to visit many strip clubs, which is always fun; I'll bring a long a sketch pad so afterwards I can focus the energy into some fanciful art. Hopefully Bleephole doesn't get lost again... last time he thought he could "take a stripper home". Guys... not only is this difficult to do, but it's also not wise. You can't date strippers; the best you can hope for is to have a hot girl you're dating strip for you and pretend she is a professional stripper. After he lost a wad o' cash he went home with blue balls.
The week after that is Spring Break :O I believe Parallax will own my ass that week, but I expect much more awesome things from the rest of you gents and ladies. Perhaps some sort of taco celebration... hmmmm yes, prepare my burrito themed van!
That is your report; I am as I will always be...
Super Fucking Awesome,
everything is well.
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Anyway; I will be busy during March, but it will be very sexy. This first week will be spent at Sea Ranch amongst the waves with kegs of beer and all sorts of boozy goodness and English breakfasts. It will be yumtastic and I will most likely be bringing a bevy of my awesome along with me. That starts early Thursday pre-noon and goes until Sunday later in the afternoon, so it is sure to be busy yet fun. I will be drunk or buzzed most of the trip with my buds, all naked and chummy in the hot tub. There is an image for you... naked Joel.
The week after that I will be entertaining my girlfriend, a sweet little hottness that is extremely sexy and awesome. So I'll be busy from Wednesday until later-night Sunday that week as well due to the style and means given towards entertainment. The end of that week is also Juliette's birthday and being that she is the youngest of my neices it would be unfortunate to miss out on the young one's special day. So that week will be choke full of busy and vacationing as well.
I think the week of the 17th I have nothing going on, so everyone ill be welcomed to pull and chomp at my bits as much as neccessary, because the following week the boys of the Thursday Drunks are leaving behind wives, girls, and all other ladies to hit Vegas... with all the power and fury that 5 nerds can unleash. Nate has mentioned wanting to visit many strip clubs, which is always fun; I'll bring a long a sketch pad so afterwards I can focus the energy into some fanciful art. Hopefully Bleephole doesn't get lost again... last time he thought he could "take a stripper home". Guys... not only is this difficult to do, but it's also not wise. You can't date strippers; the best you can hope for is to have a hot girl you're dating strip for you and pretend she is a professional stripper. After he lost a wad o' cash he went home with blue balls.
The week after that is Spring Break :O I believe Parallax will own my ass that week, but I expect much more awesome things from the rest of you gents and ladies. Perhaps some sort of taco celebration... hmmmm yes, prepare my burrito themed van!
That is your report; I am as I will always be...
Super Fucking Awesome,
everything is well.
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