tl;dr
13:04 CEO called and told me that he wants to FLY me to Dallas on tuesday so I can train an entire other company how to do billing. Uh...No? #
16:03 cat trip to the vet / I'm leaving on a jet plane / do I need new pants? #haikuaday #
16:39 Another case of an unnecessary wikipedia page: (NSFW depending on your companies stance on) TRUCK NUTS preview.tinyurl.com/daaowg #
16:44 Pretty much all of my tweets today have an error in them. I'm like @THE_REAL_SHAQ over here. If it bothers you, I'm sory. #
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