(one shot) Crappy Love Advice
Title: Crappy Love Advice (AU)
Author: quinnsan
Group(s): Super Junior
Pairing: HenWook, WookMin (friendship), hints of QMI and ShiHanChul
Genre: Crack, Fluff
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ryeowook goes to his best friend for love advice concerning his crush, Henry the new transfer student.
Beta’d By: self-beta’d
A.N.: My favorite random pairing generator, the SuJu random pairing generator gave me the prompt: Ryeowook/Sungmin/your advice is crap. Also, remember this is an AU~ I sadly do not own any of the boys… though we all know we’d love to own at least one of them.
X-Posted to: miracle______
Dedication: Lily (
baka_tenshi ) to cheer her up, I hope this helps bb! <3
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Ryeowook stared as the new transfer student sat down in the desk in front of him. Then he proceeded to tell the teacher he really needed to go to the nurse and dragged Sungmin along with him to ‘assist’ him in walking.
Once they were up on the roof of the school Sungmin turned to Ryeowook. “Wookie what is your problem?”
“The transfer student that’s who my problem is!”
“Which one?”
“The one Kyuhyun doesn’t have his hands all over.”
“Oh Henry?”
“Yes Henry!” Ryeowook said, throwing his hands in the air as he began pacing back and forth.
“Well what’s the problem?”
“The problem is he’s so damn cute and so perfect and so cute and he has those kissable looking lips that I just want to completely ravish.” Ryeowook said, blushing after his confession.
“Ooooooh, so that’s why you wanted to go to the nurse. Wookie’s in love~” Sungmin teased, earning a glare from Ryeowook.
“Ok here’s what you should do, just go up to him when he’s in the music room practicing his violin and take the violin and climb into his lap and just kiss him.”
“….do you think that’ll work?”
“Yes! No go! School’s over and I bet he’s already in the music room practicing and since its Friday he’ll be all alone.” Sungmin said, pushing Ryeowook towards the stairs.
Ryeowook gathered his courage and headed to the music room, where upon peaking in the small window saw that Henry was completely alone. He took a deep breath and opened the door silently, making sure it made no noise as he shut it behind him.
He took slow, even footsteps towards Henry who hadn’t even noticed he was no longer alone. Ryeowook prayed it would work and snatched the violin from Henry, tossing it as gently as he could on the nearest chair before climbing into Henry’s lap and proceeding to capture Henry’s lips in a very short lived kiss as he was forcefully pushed from his lap.
Henry looked at Ryeowook with violated eyes before he silently picked up his violin and went back to playing.
Ryeowook’s heart shattered.
Then the door burst open and a few of Ryeowook’s friends came in (Sungmin leading the pack), all with their hands over their eyes. “Ok you two stop making…oh.”
Ryeowook glared at Sungmin and said, “Your advice is crap you know that? It didn’t work, I think it made him hate me.”
“Now now Wookie I’m sure…”
“SHUT UP SUNGMIN. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. AND YOU TWO, STOP MAKING OUT, ITS SICKENING!”
He was so busy yelling at Sungmin, Kyuhyun and Zhou Mi that he didn’t notice Henry had stopped playing until he felt a light tug on his sleeve and when he turned around his head was jerked forward and a pair of warm, moist lips kissed his.
“What…”
“Next time wait until I’ve stopped playing, I don’t like being interrupted.” Henry said in extremely adorable, but broken Korean.
“So whose love advice is crap?” Sungmin asked.
“Yours. Now all of you get lost, me and Henry are going to need to practice alone.”
“Yeah but you don’t even play an instrument…” Kyuhyun said before Sungmin gave him a look and then he got a knowing look on his face before taking Zhou Mi’s hand and leaving the room.
Ryeowook turned back to Henry to say something but he was cut off as he got an armful of Henry Lau who attacked his lips, then Ryeowook fought back by attacking Henry’s lips.
They would have taken it further if it weren’t for Siwon bursting into the room in search of his missing drumsticks. Siwon was naturally traumatized and decided to go look for his drumsticks in his favorite storage room. Where his boyfriends were….playing with his drumsticks.
OWARI~ ((LOL the ending is a bit weird, but it’s my style so yay!))