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uggghhhhhh. Biked up Skinner mountain today, and crashed in a ditch on the way down, at the very bottom. My clip got jammed in the pedal and I landed on my leg funny. Now I'm on crutches and my knee and ankle are swollen and hurty. Crutches look fun but they really really suck. My armpits hurt and I have to pee so badly right now but I don't have the energy to hobble to the bathroom. So I'm sitting here instead. I might just pee in my trashcan. No, that's a bad idea, I was raised better than that. Also walking on crutches is really hard and makes my good leg work overtime, it feels like doing one-legged lunges.
I'm going in to the doctor tomorrow to have them look at it again. They'll probably just be like "oh it's sprained" or "bruised" and tell me to rest it till it feels better. I know nothing's broken. Off-ice practice for hockey starts this week but I will have to sit on the sidelines. Which is actually not so bad because I despise doing stuff like circuits and running laps. And people will do favors for me. Lots of favors. Crutches are the ultimate sympathy getters. The only thing that's better would be a neck-brace. Maybe I can ask for one next time I see the doctor.
Dude, this means I'll get to sit down during thermo lab on tuesday! We're not supposed to sit during experiments, even though we basically just stand there for 5 hours monitering things like temperature or absorbances. But they'll have to let me sit. And everyone else will have to stand there watching me sit. It will be awesome.
Oh shit I have homework.
I'm going in to the doctor tomorrow to have them look at it again. They'll probably just be like "oh it's sprained" or "bruised" and tell me to rest it till it feels better. I know nothing's broken. Off-ice practice for hockey starts this week but I will have to sit on the sidelines. Which is actually not so bad because I despise doing stuff like circuits and running laps. And people will do favors for me. Lots of favors. Crutches are the ultimate sympathy getters. The only thing that's better would be a neck-brace. Maybe I can ask for one next time I see the doctor.
Dude, this means I'll get to sit down during thermo lab on tuesday! We're not supposed to sit during experiments, even though we basically just stand there for 5 hours monitering things like temperature or absorbances. But they'll have to let me sit. And everyone else will have to stand there watching me sit. It will be awesome.
Oh shit I have homework.